Part 2
After spending a few hours trying to brainstorm an idea, Ralph frowned when all he got was a small thundercloud... with no precipitation.
I really love tis one!!
Bill: We've been through it all. Haven't we, kid?
Ralph: That we have. Can you believe all the lives we have saved through the years, Bill?
Bill: I know, we've saved hundreds of lives. Solved a bunch of cases. Scenarios worked through and through with a finely toothed comb. All because of you and me.
Ralph: ..and the suit..
Bill: Yeah, the magic jammies of course..
Ralph: During it all, the things we have seen..
Bill: And done. I've done a lot of things I thought I'd never do in a million years!
Ralph: I was in the circus..
Bill: Solved the mystery of the Devil's Triangle.
Ralph: Helped an old man who was losing his home.
Bill: Busted a scheme with Russian spies trying to steal a list of CIA secret agents.
Ralph: I mentioned that one.
Bill: No you didn't.
Ralph: The circus case.
Bill: You call it the circus case. I call it a scheme involving Russian spies!
Ralph: Those aren't even the unbelieveable cases we've had. How about the things we have seen! Being given this suit by the green guys in a spaceship.
Bill: The little green guys. Try telling that one to the folks back home. Don't forget that seven foot monster those wacko scientists exerimented on.
Ralph: I wish I could, that still gives me a headache thinking about it.
Bill: Speaking of headaches, remember that space monster from when you landed the space shuttle safely.
Ralph: How could I forget that one. I had static cling for a week. You talk about monsters, I will never forget that beast from the fourth dimension and that evil spirit Sheila.
Bill: No comment..
Ralph: It's just overwhelming..
Bill: We've had some downers too. You NOT finding that sea monster..
Ralph: That female spy, O'Neil..
Bill: That pyromaniac who you thought turned a new leaf.
Ralph: All of those times, we have stuck together through thick and thin. I had amnesia, but you stayed the course and didn't give up.
Bill: Yeah well, there were plenty of times you've had to come chasing after me not knowing where I was and all that.
Ralph: It's just unbelieveable.
Bill: It's definitely unbelieveable, but Ralph. Through all of this, something has been bugging me and I've gotta get it off my chest.
Ralph: What's that, Bill?
Bill: Why have we been walking down this road for hours reminiscing when you could have carried me and flown to where we're supposed to be right now?
Ralph: Beats me.
Note: No offense to Robert Culp's career or Rooms to Go commercials..... Welllllllllllllll, ok so maybe offense to Rooms to Go commercials.
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MelMac (off-pic): What do you think, Ralph?
Ralph: Great, Mel. (to self): Go ahead...juggle some more for me...I have all the time in the world
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Bill: What is that?
Ralph: It's a note Pam left herself. OBGYN today at 1pm.
Bill: What is that?
Ralph: Something like the YMCA?
Pam: Gimme that!
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Ralph decided he was too good to take advice and found out on his own that the first step was indeed a doozy
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Bill: In here is the key to the universe. Everything we ever wanted to know about our existence is here.
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Ralph: Okay, Bill, I will look at it, but it had better not be another of MelMac's designs.
Pam: Well, honey?
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Ralph: "How to use the Jammies for Dummies." Funny, Bill
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Bill: Ralph, what's the dog doing?
Ralph (off-pic): I think it smells GAH NOIR on you.
Bill: Is that bad?
Ralph (off-pic): Depends...it's billswoman's dog
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Ralph (to self): So when I woke up sticky this morning, it was because of THIS..
Ralph: Uh, Bill, do you think you can get a move on?
Bill: Yeah, why kid?
Ralph: Because there's an avalanche of kooshballs coming towards us.
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Ralph: Ms. B, we are HOSTAGES...this is not a bondage game
As he was flying, Ralph was surprised to find that while he was doing his impression of the cow jumping over the moon, a little dog laughed to see such sport. He was even more surprised when, after crashing, he saw a dish run away with a spoon. It was his favorite set of dinnerware
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Ralph: Does this mean I can't have Pam's hand in marriage?
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Ralph: Well, they've taken all my clothes but my underwear.
Bill: Ralph, I'm tellin' you...Ms. B is playing strip poker with a stacked deck.
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Bill: Billswoman, where are we going?
Billswoman: Somewhere we can be alone for a while before GAH NOIR catches up.
Bill: Can you shift me a little? My six shooter is pushing against my single shot.
Bill: "Of all the diners, in all the towns, in all the world, they had to walk into mine." [/quote]
Ralph (muffled): All right, who stole the second porch step?
Ralph (tough guy voice): You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I guess you're talkin' to me because I don't see anyone else here. So, go ahead ... make my day. (Pam starts to laugh off pic) Don't laugh it was your idea. .
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Pam: Ralph, why don't you go over there with Ms. B and I will go over there with HD?
Ralph: What about Bill?
Pam: He can have Carlisle.
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Ralph: Bill, are you sure this is from the bad guys?
Bill (off-pic): Pretty sure. Why?
Ralph: I keep getting Ms. B poledancing.
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Ralph: Whew...better stay out of there for a while, Bill.
Bill: Already on it, Ralph. *into phone* Hello, RotoRooter?
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SJC (off-pic): I'm sorry, Ralph, but it has to be that way.
Ralph: I can't take it....fine, but I want to know who is replacing me.
SJC (off-pic): Okay.
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Ralph (off-pic): I think I'm gonna be sick.
SJC (off-pic): Here's a bag
Bill off pic: OK kids, I have to cancel lunch. I'm gonna be gone with Carlisle for about an hour or so.
Ralph: Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
Pam: I think so. How big is Carlisle's desk?...
Bill: *off-pic* If I were you, I wouldn't mess with the kid. You think he's angry now? You should see him when he misses his Saturday morning cartoons!
In 2005 a bunch of greenguys started a Greatest American Hero message board to give GAH fans a place to list their opinions and place captions where others could not.
Those greenguys promptly found a place to put this board called the INTERNET.
Today, still monitoring the board they survive as moderators from the web.
If you have a problem, fanfic or silly quote and if you can't post anywhere else, if you can find them,
Maybe you can hire the G-Team
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Socky: Wow, Captain Cab, ms boku did a great job of blending the A-Team and the Greatest American Hero.
Captain Cab:I agree my loyal companion...now let's go help HD get some more posts in today.
*I know this is not the A-Team thread, but it IS relevant with a caption like the one from ms boku...thought I would put in my disclaimer*
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Pam: Ralph, would you stop looking down my dress?
Ralph: I can't help it. Maybe we should stay home.
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Pam: Too bad because they are coming with me.
Ralph: Right behind you.
Alright! Listen up! Maxwell FBI.
Welcome to badge flipping 101. Now we 're goin for style and technique.
First we have the basic introduction.
Next we have 'Ya do what I say, cause I mean buisness...'
Next the ''We just saved your life flip...'
One of my personal favorites, the over the shoulder flip. Very popular with the dames.
And the most dangerous one. My partner likes to call it the Mexican flip off. You do it, wrong and you'll have the IRS so far up your tailpipe, you'll be rattling off numbers in a padded cell.
Tomorrow we're gonna go over how to play Battleship during a staff meeting.
Da na na na na na na na
Da na na na na na na na
Batman...
Ralph if you sing that one more time, I'm gonna shoot ya.
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Ralph: Bill, if you don't give it to me, I'm gonna pop you one.
Bill: Ralph, for the last time, I don't have your PEZ dispenser. See?
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now.(Come on baby, do the locomotion..)
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Bill (to waitress): What is this junk?
Waitress (off-pic): Apparently it's a brand new dance now.
Ralph: All right buster, this is the fashion police. You're under arrest for wearing an orange and yellow sweater with a khaki jacket. Not to mention your paisley pants are another infraction.
Man: Me? Look at you, you should be arrested for wearing pajamas in public.
Ralph: Well, they at least match. Come on, out of the car.
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Bill: Okay, birdbrain, we are on the case...look alive.
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Waiter: Pretty bird.
Bill: Buzz off...he's meditating.
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Bird: Why do you always turn away someone who likes me more?
Bill: We aren't here for a personality contest.
Bird: I hope you die of scurvy
On some occasions where Pam was on hiatus, Ms Boku gladly filled in...
Stay Tuned for more...
Ralph: Dammit, Bill, you poked me right in the eye & you're laughing about it!
Bill: *laughing* I can't believe you fell for that! Everyone knows that Stooges' gag.
You're makin' me crazy with this Ralph! One more game of hide and seek then it's in the magic jammies. One... Two..."
Uh you're all clear Ralph. No one's lookin'.
Good, because I really gotta go.
Hope this isn't too riskay, but I couldn't resist
Walking down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
everyone we meet...
Man, this piece barbed wire barb is really stuck in my hair. I wonder if Pam can get it out without cutting my hair before it digs into my head more.
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Bill (singsong voice): I see London...I see France...Ralph is running around in his underpants. :
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Bill: Ralph, hurry...my hand is trying to eat my face!
Ralph had a nightmare the first night he had the suit. He dreamt of WORSE possible outfits he could've been given.
Needless to say, he did atleast come to respect the red jammies. At he thought THOSE were bad...
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Ralph: Bill, are you alright?
Bill: I need to get me a woman or I am going to get carpal tunnel syndrome