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Post by jopierce on Jan 11, 2007 21:18:16 GMT -5
Maybe it's time to resurrect the "Maybe we should be creating our own captions.." thread? May I open it here, with this new subject heading?
Blanchard: PLEEEEEEEASE!!!! WE NEEEEEED THE CAPTION THREAD!!!!!
Bill: Who writes this drivel?
Pam: I don't know if they're ready for a new thread yet...
Bill: Ready? Ready? What's with ready? Just fire some shots up in the air, and they're off... I mean, what's the big deal? It's justa buncha yahoos in their mommy's basements, eating cheesy puffs and drinking mountain dew, making captions... don't get your nighties in an uproar...
Ralph: Hey! MyT! You gotta let them open it again... they're getting restless...Bill's rambling again...
Ralph: Now you've done it... The GreenGuy's gonna have to get involved...
Bill: Oh boy...
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Post by billswoman on Jan 11, 2007 23:10:19 GMT -5
You've discovered WHAT power, Ralph? Ah, a way-back power... and he stopped me at a VERY good year! Thanks, kid!
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Post by jopierce on Jan 11, 2007 23:23:11 GMT -5
SJC: Now, come on darlin... say it like Melmac would say it.... Hit Car, Scene 8, Take 92... ACTION!!!
SJC: Perfect....
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Post by MelMac on Jan 11, 2007 23:25:35 GMT -5
Holly: So Ralph, what do you think? Ralph: Holly... you didn't make anyone do anything, and that includes making a new thread. The suit doesn't work on you anymore since you made those whalehunters walk around naked in the aquarium. Holly: Well they earned it. You know... Ralph: Holly... the greenguys said you have to give me back the suit or you'll have to chase all the cats they'll make the dogs chase.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 12, 2007 23:27:59 GMT -5
Bill: Hey Ralph, I bet the greenguys could hold a lot of dog biscuits in that ship if they flew it upside down. Ralph: Bill... it's not a dog food dish. (hears noise) What was that? Bill: Musta thought I was hungry. Just sent me a hamburger (takes bite, makes face) WITH TOMATOES! Lousy green creeps.
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Post by MyTatuo on Jan 13, 2007 2:12:34 GMT -5
SJC: Make your own caption, psssh! *I* can do it better than any of these punks can... hmm, what would Pam say in this picture? Umm, hmm... You know, the line I wrote for the actual episode is the funniest I can think of... Oh, well, you can't ruin an original! I can't think of ONE reason to change ANYTHING about the shows the way they are! (on SJC's shoulder): Well, except for MONEY! AH-HA-HA-HA! (on SJC's other shoulder): Umm, Stephen, wouldn't it be easier if you were using a computer?
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Post by jopierce on Jan 13, 2007 21:05:33 GMT -5
Bill: What??? WHAT??? My leg's wearing a head band like some kinda draft dodging hippie??? I'll get 'em...
Pam: Put your gun away, Bill!!
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Post by jopierce on Jan 13, 2007 21:12:26 GMT -5
Bill suddenly realizes that Ralph bought a new flavor dog bone...
Ralph: Honestly... Who knew Milk Bone made Tomato flavored dog biscuits...?
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Post by jopierce on Jan 13, 2007 21:22:38 GMT -5
Bill: Come in Kid... Pick up the walkie talkie!!! What are you waiting for....?? Geez!!!
Ralph: Come in Bill... Pick up the Phone!!! What are you waiting for....?? Geez!!!
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 14, 2007 11:37:46 GMT -5
Bill-OK Kid I got the bad guys in sight. Ralph-Great. If they make one wrong move, shoot! Bill-...Wait a sec!
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2007 0:03:33 GMT -5
Bill: I'm going to get those guys for this. Ralph: Bill, put your gun away. That'll get you into trouble. Bill: I don't care. I'm supposed ta win this game and here I am having you kids walk me over to prison. (acting woozy) But, can ya take me over to the doctor's first so they can fix this throughhole in my leg. I'm dyin' here. Ralph: No, Bill... you're not hurt. Quit trying to cheat. Bill: But... Pam: No Bill, you're fine and going to the prison. You got tagged by someone in this paintball game Ralph's class is participating in. Ralph: And putting on a "tourniquet" on so you can go to the doctor and not spend time until you escape or get rescued is cheating. Bill: Well... why aren't you covered in paint. Ralph: We had to get you off the course because you're trying to cheat. Bill: I am not cheatin'.... Others (off pic): YES YOU ARE! Bill (mumbling): Great buncha clowns ya've got there Ralph.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2007 15:23:07 GMT -5
Ralph (on walkie talkie): Bill, is that a gun in your pants or are you happy to see me? Bill: I'm glad ta see ya (pause, then glares) Ya'd better have a good reason ta say that kid or I'll pop ya one. Ralph: Well partner, you have your revolver in the waist of your pants. And since you're happy to see me... Bill: Ya need ta quit takin' things literally here Ralph.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2007 18:37:00 GMT -5
Ralph (off pic): Bill, what are you doing? Bill: Keeping my eye out on the tile right there... Ralph: Why? I'm not picking up any bad guy's vibes... Bill: Nope... it looks like there's a leak and if we're not careful, it could fall in. They turn tan like that before they fall in. Ralph: Bill... it's supposed to be tan. It's a limestone brick.
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Post by MyTatuo on Jan 15, 2007 19:04:26 GMT -5
continuing the black and white theme, thru no fault of my own: Alicia (whispering): Ralph, I'm so glad we got to go out to the movies, but when I asked you if your mother was busy, I MEANT so she could watch baby Kevin!
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2007 19:20:50 GMT -5
Ralph: Bill, I've got the suit on. What's the plan? Bill (garbled): All right kid... find the creep who put industrial stregnth sticky taffy in my box of dog biscuits.
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Post by jopierce on Jan 15, 2007 20:53:59 GMT -5
continuing the black and white theme, thru no fault of my own: Alicia (whispering): Ralph, I'm so glad we got to go out to the movies, but when I asked you if your mother was busy, I MEANT so she could watch baby Kevin! OMG!!! WHAT A GREAT PHOTO! Please give us details!
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 15, 2007 21:02:21 GMT -5
continuing the black and white theme, thru no fault of my own: Alicia (whispering): Ralph, I'm so glad we got to go out to the movies, but when I asked you if your mother was busy, I MEANT so she could watch baby Kevin! OMG!!! WHAT A GREAT PHOTO! Please give us details!Really! What is that from?
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2007 21:14:14 GMT -5
My guess it'd be from Big Wednesday during the wedding scene. It's the only film I know of that Katt and Hale star in.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2007 22:57:14 GMT -5
Ralph: Bill, I'm not going out. Bill (off pic): C'mon kid, it isn't worse than the jammies. Ralph: Do you know what happens to the guy who's dressed up as the funny red bird on the side of the road to sell mattresses? Bill: Feathers fly? Ralph: Yeah... figuratively and literally.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 16, 2007 21:06:51 GMT -5
Johnny: I do not have to do this fed.... Starlett: I think he's serious Johnny-baby... Bill: I am. Johnny, I'm going to lay it on the line for you... you and the dame either finish what you've got on your plates or I'm takin' ya both in for not eating your veggies and pasta.
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