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Post by jopierce on Dec 28, 2006 22:09:51 GMT -5
Wasn't that easier than throwing a tantrum? I am sure Mr. Noir only likes that if he is getting something out of it too. Sorry your Kung Shoe board failed already...I had such high hopes. NO.
*GRRR!!!* *Pounds desk with little fists* *Yells and screams* *Jumps up and down* *Throws tantrum* *Runs out door, screaming* *Curses bloody murder* *Kicks the dog's bollocks* *Apologizes to vet for breaking into office to recover dog's bollocks* *Tries to bribe police for breaking into office to recover dog's bollocks* *Kicks and screams as shoved into police car* *Changes text below avatar that doesn't exist*
Nobody loves me. Nobody loves Cyler. Nobody loves Paco. Nobody loves Holly...
Oh, wait. That last one is actually true... Just kidding...
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Post by billswoman on Dec 28, 2006 22:35:11 GMT -5
Aw, I heart you, jo.
And Cyler, in "Diablo," cracks me up when he says, 'Where's all the gold?'
And Paco in "Plague" when he's waffling back and forth about who he'll be a witness for when Tony smacks Ralph.
Or both of them in "Saturday on Sunset Blvd" when Paco says, "I ain't going to use no more bad grammar" and Cyler said, "Your problem would be solved if you'd just learn English."
(Okay, forgive me, I'm paraphrasing from memory.)
But see? I feel the love. I enjoy Cyler and Paco way more than Tony and Rhonda (okay, Rhonda at least, Tony's got some great lines too... "You're about as funny as a cramp to a scuba diver!")
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 28, 2006 23:34:41 GMT -5
Aw, I heart you, jo. And Cyler, in "Diablo," cracks me up when he says, 'Where's all the gold?' And Paco in "Plague" when he's waffling back and forth about who he'll be a witness for when Tony smacks Ralph. Or both of them in "Saturday on Sunset Blvd" when Paco says, "I ain't going to use no more bad grammar" and Cyler said, "Your problem would be solved if you'd just learn English." (Okay, forgive me, I'm paraphrasing from memory.) But see? I feel the love. I enjoy Cyler and Paco way more than Tony and Rhonda (okay, Rhonda at least, Tony's got some great lines too... "You're about as funny as a cramp to a scuba diver!") Cyler made the show for the students...Rhonda was just jailbait-looking eye candy. Paco was funny too overall. Tony=useless
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Post by MelMac on Dec 28, 2006 23:53:42 GMT -5
Cyler made the show for the students...Rhonda was just jailbait-looking eye candy. Paco was funny too overall. Tony=useless Here's my take on the four: Cyler - One of the smartest and biggest voices of reason in the classroom. It's why he takes a leading role in my "The Scenario Shakeup" story and why he's in Carlisle's role essentially in my Aidan series. Rhonda - after the first season (which I do agree with you there HD), she too fit the role of a smart/voice of reason student there. Grant also was one of the few who looked like a high school student and could've plausibly been one to return to normal school. Tony in particular I've felt should've graduated a year earlier/dropped out and was trying to get his GED. Paco - Way too funny in the scenes. I like the waffling about and such too, because that was him. Same with his manner of speaking, and of course the Shoe Fu. He and Cyler are the only reasons the classroom bits in the third season are worth watching (other than Ralph, but he's not a student.) Tony - Series wise, a bit of a buffoon but a weeping willow when he gets arrested and jailed. He's got a temper too and that has caused him some problems. We do see that he does care about things and people, such as Rhonda and the Villacana Pirhana (though I've disagreed to the car being there third season when he's not there), so he does at least have a glimmer of hope. Since we don't see him after "Newlywed Game," one has to speculate as to how well he did. Cyler and Rhonda you knew they did well enough to pass given their demeanor and such second season onward. Now, in my spinoff... Tony's the same, but does manage to get the bad guys. He also tends to get caught in the crossfire when Aidan ends up learning some sort of new suit power. He's already been put out by a passing comment Aidan made, thrown about like a rag doll when Aidan tries Telekinesis the first time, and he causes Aidan to crash twice when he practically puts a choke hold on Aidan trying to stay on her back while in flight.
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Post by billswoman on Dec 29, 2006 18:21:11 GMT -5
Some chatters and I (kosmic.child) hand out technical advice in Yahoo's Religion Room 3:
benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: ok devi dog my mis is not worink and I want it too soo bad benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: mic devildog10169: hmmm is the cord cut? benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: Can you help me kosmic.child: you need to plug it into the back of your computer, benita kosmic.child: then hit ctrl-alt-del really fast, two times benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: naw ok soo what do you mean do I speak into the speakers when I talk devildog10169: that was my next advice other then that i dont have my masters in computer mics kosmic.child: yeah, talk into the speakers, that should do it kosmic.child: you may have one of those new speakers that include the microphone in them benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: yea but like I can hear the person but the persom cant hear me devildog10169: does it have to plugs? teknicalninja: ok ok.....to fix it......hit that big glowing button on your computer that looks like a circle with a line through it devildog10169: 2 plugs kosmic.child: ohmygawdi'mdying devildog10169: why are you dying? kosmic.child: laughing oliviannamariella: probably dying for a drink kosmic.child: hey, i'm trying to help benita here benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: what goowing button kosmic.child: naw, i don't do alkyhol cool_dark_witch: do ppl have big flashy buttons with a line through em ? cool_dark_witch: am i missing out ? kosmic.child: i do, cool devildog10169: 1 should have a headphone symbol on it and the other should have a mic symbol kosmic.child: what's it mean? i'm scared teknicalninja: benita......there should be a glowing button on the front of your computer kosmic.child: press the button next to it oliviannamariella: what's cool cool_dark_witch: i am teknicalninja: if your using a desktop.....its on the front of the machine.....if your on a laptop....it should be just above the keyboard benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: thank you kos teknicalninja: if you hold it down for about 5 seconds.....itll fix the problem cool_dark_witch: lmao kosmic.child: lol tek devildog10169: lol tek devildog10169: that works everytime teknicalninja: its the mic check button kosmic.child: omg, this is killing me teknicalninja: itll tell you if your mic is working properly or not kosmic.child: laughing like this with a headache sucks teknicalninja: all computers have em cool_dark_witch: testing testing 1,2,3 kosmic.child: i hear you, cool cool_dark_witch: see mine works oliviannamariella: tek you really look dumb....giving instructions to someone to turn on a computer when she can't read it devildog10169: lol kosmic.child* dies oliviannamariella: what is this ...the cool and kos show? teknicalninja: im not telling them to turn ON a computer benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: ok I still dont see a glowing bouuto cool_dark_witch: we are the world, we are the people devildog10169: LOL kosmic.child: we're giving technical advice here, this is serious stuff cool_dark_witch: everybody kosmic.child: lol cool benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: button devildog10169: go find your breaker box hit the main breaker that will do it teknicalninja: ok ok ok.......on the front of your computer.....you dont see any buttons? cool_dark_witch: my buttons dont glow either kosmic.child: lolol devil devildog10169: mine do benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: for the love of christ wheres kos benitadupalis@sbcglobal.net: oki kosmic.child: benita, in all seriousness, if you really can't do it, i'd suggest you call the computer manufacturer's help line
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Post by jopierce on Dec 29, 2006 19:16:22 GMT -5
Bloody hell, woman.
I thought that was a Mac post.
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Post by billswoman on Dec 29, 2006 21:44:14 GMT -5
I can be as verbose as I wanna be in my thread Haven't I said at least a few times that I'm verbose by nature? I actually tone it down somewhat in here. "Brevity, thy name is NOT billswoman." Besides, I cut the non-technical-advice bits out; it could've been a lot longer.
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Post by jopierce on Dec 29, 2006 21:47:57 GMT -5
I know... I know...
I'm sorry... I just had to do it...
**giggles as she thinks up a silly plot**
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Post by billswoman on Dec 29, 2006 21:51:48 GMT -5
buwhahahahahaha!! (Wish there was a "rolling on floor laughing my a** off" smiley!)
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 29, 2006 21:53:29 GMT -5
buwhahahahahaha!! (Wish there was a "rolling on floor laughing my a** off" smiley!) That was great, Josie. I agree. Sometimes I wish there were devil/angel smileys too because it would have been perfect for Josie there.
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Post by jopierce on Dec 29, 2006 21:56:23 GMT -5
Oh, well, to be fair, if it was Pulling a MelMac, the whole post would have ended up with a discussion of fish.
And maybe a cartoon character.
Mac, here's one way to be more brief. Why not combine the two and just talk about Nemo?
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Post by billswoman on Dec 29, 2006 22:03:22 GMT -5
Mr. Limpet.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 29, 2006 22:03:34 GMT -5
Oh, well, to be fair, if it was Pulling a MelMac, the whole post would have ended up with a discussion of fish.
And maybe a cartoon character.
Mac, here's one way to be more brief. Why not combine the two and just talk about Nemo?
Funny. Or you would have to include things like the following: Talking about Nemo because Josie gave me this great idea to combine my favorite topics...so I talked to Six Flags and I will work there part time again this year. I gave them the idea to host Nemo so I can play the part and that will make talking about them easier. I know what you will say, HD, now I am the Jade Nemo or something, but I think this is a positive step to getting my posts shorter don't you? Speaking of fish and cartoon characters, I have this new Aidan and Tony story that I am on. I would tell you, but I don't want to ruin for the people who don't read it...and I know there are a lot of you, but I think this is better than Holly...may Foghorn smack her with a trout...and I think it would be a real consideration for how the suit got passed on and it is not because of Ralph's ego, which I feel was not true and embellished because he is no more egotistical or selfish than say Bill or Tony or Pam and the like. I dare you to deny it! But, my Aidan and Tony story will feature Aidan as Nemo at Six Flags and Tony as a guy who blows up balloons. Oops...I just realized I didn't want to say that...Oh well, maybe it will be changed...you will have to stay tuned to find out. ;D But, Josie, thank you for the idea to keep my posts shorter with the Nemo idea...already it has helped me not run afoul of the word limit in posting...that is amazing...this is ingenious. ************************ So, comparatively, I think billswoman did us a favor by not doing that and keeping all the technical drivel and THEN boring us with the analysis of how it led to her being a Bill fan who likes to screencap his rear end and how she rememberd it from those pot-filled nights in school when she would gaze longingly at his...pistola and just want to touch it...and so on and so forth. Thanks for keeping it simple, kid.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 29, 2006 22:04:03 GMT -5
She would have to be the Mrs....wouldn't she?
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Post by jopierce on Dec 29, 2006 22:06:47 GMT -5
Holy Guacamole.... that was one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time.... My sides hurt from laughing so hard...
Boy, we are snarky tonight.
I think we need a new website. Jump the Snark...
You know, all those other people out there who have lives ... they won't know what they're missing...
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Post by billswoman on Dec 29, 2006 22:14:12 GMT -5
HD pontificated "So, comparatively, I think billswoman did us a favor by not doing that and keeping all the technical drivel and THEN boring us with the analysis of how it led to her being a Bill fan who likes to screencap his rear end and how she rememberd it from those pot-filled nights in school when she would gaze longingly at his...pistola and just want to touch it...and so on and so forth.
Thanks for keeping it simple, kid."
Hey, waitaminnit... WHOSE THREAD is this any way? Mine? I can go on about RC's bum as long as I wanna.
Speaking of which, who's going to cap His Glory in "Carlini" when he's going down the hallway in the pirate suit (the real RC, not that fake one going into Stoppard's dressing room), and the flashing lights are going off, and the light highlights his nice, round erm... rumproast REAL nice. Oh yeah, baby, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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Post by billswoman on Dec 29, 2006 22:15:55 GMT -5
And another thing... I did NOT smoke dope while watching GAH way back when. My parents were open-minded, but not THAT open-minded, even if I was in college.
(Note I say "way back when." Heh.)
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Post by jopierce on Dec 29, 2006 22:16:47 GMT -5
Put it in the ScreenCap Request thread...
Hey, wait.... There's a J-Man sighting! A J-Man Sighting!!
Stop! Hold it! I need your Vanity Shots!!!
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 29, 2006 22:16:56 GMT -5
HD pontificated "So, comparatively, I think billswoman did us a favor by not doing that and keeping all the technical drivel and THEN boring us with the analysis of how it led to her being a Bill fan who likes to screencap his rear end and how she rememberd it from those pot-filled nights in school when she would gaze longingly at his...pistola and just want to touch it...and so on and so forth. Thanks for keeping it simple, kid." Hey, waitaminnit... WHOSE THREAD is this any way? Mine? I can go on about RC's bum as long as I wanna. Speaking of which, who's going to cap His Glory in "Carlini" when he's going down the hallway in the pirate suit (the real RC, not that fake one going into Stoppard's dressing room), and the flashing lights are going off, and the light highlights his nice, round erm... rumproast REAL nice. Oh yeah, baby, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. No...I agree that you can here in your thread, but thank you for not doing so in conjunction with the earlier drivel by trying to make a tenuous link in logic. Not that I care one way about his butt or not, but I do appreciate the brevity in your remarks, long though they might seem.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 29, 2006 22:17:41 GMT -5
And another thing... I did NOT smoke dope while watching GAH way back when. My parents were open-minded, but not THAT open-minded, even if I was in college. (Note I say "way back when." Heh.) Well, whatever you called it "way back when." And Josie, J-Man is notoriously hard to corral.
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