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Post by MelMac on Jan 19, 2007 21:18:08 GMT -5
Ralph (shouting): Everyone get out. The unicorn's going to charge us. Bill (off pic): Uh kid... maybe you should hold off on the pancakes next time... (hears unicorn whinny) Ralph: You were saying?
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Post by MelMac on Jan 20, 2007 12:41:12 GMT -5
After one too many pancakes and sausages for dinner, Ralph had a dream that a girl wore the suit... and he chose her. Waking up in a cold sweat, he learned three things: One, watch out for his ego, two, don't eat sausages or you get someone who is more hippie than him and three if he was going to dream about a woman in the suit, to eat something Pam liked so she'd be in the dream.
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Post by jopierce on Jan 20, 2007 13:43:12 GMT -5
two, don't eat sausages or you get someone who is more hippie than him Holly: Hippy? Are you saying I look fat?
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Post by MelMac on Jan 20, 2007 21:33:31 GMT -5
two, don't eat sausages or you get someone who is more hippie than him Holly: Hippy? Are you saying I look fat?Ralph: Peace Holly, I mean a Hippie from the '70s. Holly: Oh... sorry Ralph. (heads over to Bill) You know, Bill I've been thinking... Ralph: (thinking) OK, wake up Ralph (wakes up, in his own bed). OK... now I really need to quit eating breakfast for dinner if I'm talking to this gal in my sleep.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 20, 2007 22:41:15 GMT -5
Ralph: There it is Pam. Pam: It's lovely Ralph, but you didn't color in between the lines on the candy cane. You won't win the coloring contest if you do that. Ralph: Oh... Bill, can I have your entry from the paper? Bill (off pic): Sure Kid. (thinking) I shoulda never told him to try that mind push on that little brat to be a kid instead of a bully. Lousy mirror...
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Post by MelMac on Jan 21, 2007 1:24:49 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, today you have flown in the wrong direction, lost a communicator, accidentally punched out my lights and blew up the car... with the Counselor's present in there. What are you going to do now? Ralph: Go to Disney Land.
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Post by jopierce on Jan 21, 2007 8:06:20 GMT -5
Ralph: Go to Disney Land. He's going to Disney Land? Sounds like it should be on the smut board!! For those of you who don't know, the Phrase Going to Disney Land was used for a while in the gay community to indicate solidarity, and sometimes as code for "I'm gay." But this is turning into Melmanarration, so I'll just say [/tt][/size][/right]
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Post by MelMac on Jan 21, 2007 11:44:50 GMT -5
Ralph: Go to Disney Land. He's going to Disney Land? Sounds like it should be on the smut board!! For those of you who don't know, the Phrase Going to Disney Land was used for a while in the gay community to indicate solidarity, and sometimes as code for "I'm gay." But this is turning into Melmanarration, so I'll just say [/tt][/size][/right][/quote] Ralph: Uh, gee Bill I didn't realize I hit Jo so hard when I crashed... Bill: I think ya did kid... she's starting to sound just like Mac there. (pause) You do mean going to Disney Land with Pam right? Ralph: Yeah... and you can bring Jo along as well... once she's back to her normal self. Bill: Yeah... I think we'll see Pirates of the Carribbean first. Seems to have a thing for pirates...
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Post by MelMac on Jan 22, 2007 14:10:13 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Ralph, quit doing your dancing Homestar Hero impression and get to work on this scenario? Ralph: OK, but next time you'd better not give me circus peanuts.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 22, 2007 18:20:36 GMT -5
Bill: Oh yeah, I'll be able to find these bad guys with my binoculars faster than you can shadin' your eyes there kid... Ralph: There he is.... you want me to change into the suit? Bill: Huh? ... Yeah, go to it... How did you... Ralph: You've been looking through the binoculars with your aviators on. Bill: No wonder everything was dark...
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Post by jopierce on Jan 23, 2007 17:53:08 GMT -5
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Post by MelMac on Jan 23, 2007 19:09:20 GMT -5
Not quite what I've got in mind, but it's very funny Jo. All you needed was Ralph and Bill turning into either the Roadrunner and Coyote again or Roger and Baby from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
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Post by MelMac on Jan 24, 2007 0:50:46 GMT -5
Man (off pic): Who are you guys? Ralph: We're federal investigators on a sting. Man: Then why does your badge say "Lone Ranger Fan Club president?" Ralph: Oh... Bill? Bill: He's the president and I'm the CEO of the fan club. We were undercover because someone wanted to sabotage the Ranger's code of honor. Put itching powder in my clothing and stole Ralph's clothes here. Now... wouldja let us get back to the case? Man: OK (Leaves) Ralph: Bill... that was a good cover about me using my fan club badge by mistake... Bill: I ain't kidding kid. Some creep put itching powder in my clothes and I wanna bust that guy for doin' it.
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Post by billswoman on Jan 24, 2007 8:26:52 GMT -5
What's Bill watching? Bill: Ooh, ouch! Answer: (Oh, wait... Bill did say that!)
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Post by MyTatuo on Jan 24, 2007 12:08:23 GMT -5
Roberto (playing guitar): o/ This is too good to be true...lucky me...falling fo-- o/ Francisco: Wait a minute, isn't it "look at me"? Roberto: ¡Silencio, mi hermano, or I'll smack you with mi pescado!
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Post by MelMac on Jan 24, 2007 14:18:58 GMT -5
Bill: Uh Ralph, wouldja get these folks to stop arguing about flat and black? the only flat black thing I wanna deal with is this lost button I have on my pants. Ralph: OK ... (clears throat) Now listen, I want you to stop pestering Bill and me in regard to that song you guys are singing. If you don't... I'll hit you with a trout.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 25, 2007 10:05:02 GMT -5
Bill: Kid, I don't belive this, I sewed my hand to my jacket... the doctors aren't gonna believe this. Ralph: How do you think I feel? I got bashed in the jaw with a typewriter. Bill: Typewriter? How didja manage that? Ralph: Someone got fed up with writing and threw their computer out the window. Good thing I had the suit on, it was the first story and no one was watching or I'd been in trouble. She apologized and explained how she had a long day working on a story, and when she started teaching sewing lessons, someone sewed their hand to their jacket... Bill: You know, I think we need to have a chat with that skirt.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 26, 2007 17:31:50 GMT -5
Bill: ... And now we're going to teach you a lesson on being tough, right Ralph. (both look in bag) Uh... Ralph: Bill, I don't believe you. How could you do this? (Bill stammers a bit, Ralph continues) You go on this spiel with these guys about how brave and tough we are, and we're going to fight them with sticks of flutterfetti?!
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 26, 2007 19:47:25 GMT -5
Ralph-Gee Bill, I'm worried. I still have all my clothes and Ms B is no where to be found. I should try and get a holograph. Bill- No need kid. Case closed. Ralph-What? You know where she is? Bill-Yup and that's the good news. Ralph-What's the bad news? Bill-Well, after Sunday she's gonna have a lot more time since she won't be delivering the newspapers anymore. More time to write, to clean, to sleep... Ralph-To steal my clothes...And you planning on telling me this when? Bill-mmmm...Wednesday. zzzzzzz I'm tired. It's the best I could do.
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Post by GAH Geek on Jan 26, 2007 23:06:53 GMT -5
Bill(Off Pic): Ok Kid, Concentrate. Light that Bush on Fire Ralph: *Concentrates Hard and vanishes* Bill(Off Pic): *on Commlink* Ralph, Where'd ya go kid? Ralph: *Reappears as Tommy Ross* WTF?! How'd I get back here again?
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