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Post by jopierce on Jan 31, 2007 22:22:37 GMT -5
Or should that be...
Billswoman Bugs Bill... [/center] Say that 100 times fast. [/tt]
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Post by MelMac on Feb 1, 2007 12:09:22 GMT -5
Bill: I don't believe it, she's late. Ralph: Pam's not late. Bill: Yes, she is... see? There must be a problem. Ralph: Your right, there's is a problem. Bill: See I told ya. What is it? Ralph: Your watch is running fast again.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 1, 2007 12:59:29 GMT -5
Johnny: What's goin' on? Bill: Give us back GG, punk or you're gonna need a straw to eat your spaghetti from now on. *OUR BELOVED GG IS GONE AGAIN. WOE IS US!!!!!!*
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 1, 2007 13:22:21 GMT -5
Pam: Oh no, MyTatuo just jumped! Ralph: Why would he do such a thing?! Pam: Must be the strain of Greenguy disappearing again. Bill: He should flap his arms harder if he wants to fly. Ralph and Pam: Bill!
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Post by MelMac on Feb 1, 2007 14:45:20 GMT -5
Bill (thinking): All right, where is the bathroom in this place? I tell you, they don't layout offices like they used to.
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Post by billswoman on Feb 1, 2007 18:08:07 GMT -5
GG is prolly hiding out with silverhammer.
LOL, love the "MyTatuo jumps" HD
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Post by jopierce on Feb 1, 2007 21:44:31 GMT -5
Bill converts to The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Part I.Pirates are considered absolute devine beings in Pastafarianism, but sadly their numbers have been diminishing over the centuries, which is upsetting the Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster. Thus, global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are caused by his Noodly Appendage, and is a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. Bill Maxwell, FBI, has decided to run his own scenario, and help save the world. No magic jammies this time. Instead, Bill has doned the sacred attire of Pastafarianism. To be continued... [/center]
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Post by MelMac on Feb 1, 2007 21:49:47 GMT -5
Ralph: Pam, I can explain... Pam: Ralph, you need to take this plant person back to the wardrobe. He keeps scaring people evertime he decides to make plant puppets (elephant trumpets, Pam and Ralph jump). See?
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Post by MST3Claye on Feb 1, 2007 23:24:58 GMT -5
Bill: Hiya Johnny.. Bill Maxwell, Waiter slash FBI Agent. *pulls out gun* I've got an injured hand here that just so happens to be my serving hand. In that hand appears to be your lunch, vermicelli with sauteed mushrooms and tomatoes. Just one question, if I happen to dump it in your lap. Are ya still gonna tip me, Johnny???
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Post by jopierce on Feb 1, 2007 23:46:51 GMT -5
Bill: Hiya Johnny.. Bill Maxwell, Waiter slash FBI Agent. *pulls out gun* I've got an injured hand here that just so happens to be my serving hand. In that hand appears to be your lunch, vermicelli with sauteed mushrooms and tomatoes. Just one question, if I happen to dump it in your lap. Are ya still gonna tip me, Johnny??? Johnny the Dancer: You wanna tip, Maxwell? You wanna tip? Here's your tip! Get a new job!
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Post by MelMac on Feb 2, 2007 0:13:35 GMT -5
Bill: Uh Ralph, do ya think ya can help me get this parrot to quit eating the lint off this getup? He's gotten me a couple of times.
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Post by Ms Boku on Feb 2, 2007 8:44:09 GMT -5
Pam-Oh Ralph! You promised you wouldn't dress like that anymore. Ralph-...It's the suit. I think it's sick. Bill-I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 2, 2007 10:16:41 GMT -5
Woman: See, isn't it going to be the cutest nightgown. Pam and Bill: Uh... Ralph? (start laughing) Ralph: Don't laugh guys, it was your idea to make me the mannequinn for this gown.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 2, 2007 14:54:51 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, what are you doing? Ralph (off-pic): Bill, can't you tell it's a bunny rabbit? Bill: Maybe I should lay off the sauce.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 2, 2007 23:56:09 GMT -5
Ralph (thinking): All right, I think that's the last of the flying manhole covers. Now, I just have to dodge the hockey pucks and pizza pies and I'll be able to finish this crazy obstacle course. Who thinks of these things anyway? Turtles?
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Post by Ms Boku on Feb 3, 2007 13:53:48 GMT -5
Ralph-This looks like s job for..... Ralph- Hm nope. ok THIS looks like s job for... Ralph- Still not right! Ok I gotta try that new power again! Ralph-This looks like a job for.... Bill- Ralph! Will you quit playin around! the Bad Guys are gettin away! Ralph-FINE! I 'll do it the old fashioned way! This looks like- Oh never mind! Ralph-Oh man! There has to be an easier way! Bill-Ralph! Ralph- Hang on! I'm just hooking my cape! Ralph-TADA! Ralph-Gee. Where did everybody go?
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Post by MelMac on Feb 3, 2007 18:51:52 GMT -5
Ralph: All right, that's the lasts time I try hiding in the laundry bins to get the bad guys.
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Post by GAH Geek on Feb 3, 2007 19:45:23 GMT -5
Pam: Bill let go! Bill: Why? Pam: Your cutting off the circulation in my hands Bill: So? Pam: Fine then You do my Job and I'll do your Job Bill: *Lets got of her hand* No thanks, I'd rather jump in a pool full of sharks.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 3, 2007 23:00:08 GMT -5
Bill: Hey Ralph, how did the audition go? Ralph: Fine until they put my head in the press like this... (makes face). Sure felt like a stooge doing that though.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 4, 2007 14:30:03 GMT -5
Ralph: OK, I got the car lifted up so you can finish changing the tire. Bill (off pic): That's terrific kid... except I'm still in the car.
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