dolfyn
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As good as me.
Posts: 342
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Post by dolfyn on Oct 22, 2008 23:47:51 GMT -5
Ralph: Okay, Bill, we need to write a letter to that Katt fellow. What time do you want to meet to do that? Bill: Kid... that fella looks like ya and ya wanna write a letter to him? (pause) you sure you don't have a twin brother? Ralph: No... (Pause) Though I have to admit the resemblance is amazing. hahahahaa! Awesome. Feel the love. dolfyn. ;D
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Oct 23, 2008 8:53:24 GMT -5
Ralph: I am sure this Katt guy appreciates the support, but you think dolfyn could have done a screencap to announce that. Bill: Oh boy. More drivel. What am I gonna tell Carlisle?
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Post by MelMac on Nov 13, 2008 23:22:20 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, where are we? Ralph: The Federated States of Micronesia. Bill: I though we were going to a Farm to Market road. Ralph: So was I.
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Post by MelMac on Nov 20, 2008 9:40:45 GMT -5
Bill: Counselor, we need to get going. Pam: I can't, not yet. Ralph: Why honey? Do we have a flat tire? Pam: No... we need to wait for the ants to cross the sidewalk.
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Post by MelMac on Nov 20, 2008 14:28:12 GMT -5
Bill: Kid, what is that ... guy doing on a set of rollerskates in a copy of the magic jammies and riding behind a moving car?Ralph: Well, apparently making a jackass of himself. *both hear splash* Bill (groaning): That is NOT how you go take a swim.
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Post by MyTatuo on Nov 30, 2008 1:40:02 GMT -5
BILL: You know, if you play your cards right, you could grow up to be the next James Bond. RALPH: Who, me? BILL: Not you, Ralph, I'm talkin' to Mr. Craig here. You couldn't be Bond; your tie's all cock-eyed.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 9, 2009 13:50:23 GMT -5
Ralph: Oh brother... hurry up Bill. I can't wait. Bill: Kid, it's not that much further to the rest stop.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 9, 2009 15:25:27 GMT -5
Bill: How many more seconds do I have left on counting my ticker Ralph?.... Ralph? (pauses, when no response looks at watch himself) What? We're going ... backwards in time?Ralph: Huh?... No, Bill, it's supposed to run backwards. Bill: Great... Kid's goes and gets a goofy watch. Ralph: Exactly. www.humblefolks.com/auction/Backward05.JPG
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Post by jopierce on Jan 14, 2009 15:11:57 GMT -5
NEWSFLASH
William Katt, reviving his leading role as The Greatest American Hero, brings us a series of new comic book adventures.
This time, he takes on Spoiler Man.
DC Comics files a lawsuit for copyright infringements.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 15, 2009 22:05:14 GMT -5
Ralph: OK, gotta turn this palm plant invisible before Pam sees I forgot to water it...
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GAH Geek
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The Lurking GAH Addict
Posts: 347
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Post by GAH Geek on Jan 29, 2009 1:11:07 GMT -5
*clicks heels together* Ralph: There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Bill(off screen): c'mon kid! it only works in the movies twinkle toes.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 21, 2009 21:30:48 GMT -5
Bill: No wonder Carlisle is on my case... he has a bad case of ants in the pants and it's making him do the boogie dance.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 21, 2009 21:33:23 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph... did the Counselor's mom hire a singer or a banshee... Man in middle: That's not a banshee, that's my wife... Bill: Well, uh... Ralph (thinking): I wish I had wound up my tie tighter so I could've flew away from here.
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Team Blue
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"Business" attire... .45 semi automatic, aviators, three piece suit....
Posts: 118
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Post by Team Blue on Feb 22, 2009 12:09:28 GMT -5
Hee hee, good ones MelMac. ;D "Uh, sir, you really should see what these anarchists are cookin'. It's awful stuff! They use TOMATOES in everything!!"
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 22, 2009 9:33:45 GMT -5
Blanchard: I am Noooooot Robert Donnnnnner! Edit: Typo fixed.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on May 28, 2009 17:57:00 GMT -5
Ralph *singing*: The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
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Post by Ms Boku on May 28, 2009 21:36:15 GMT -5
Ralph *singing*: The wheels on the bus go round and round..." cute. lol
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Post by MelMac on May 28, 2009 21:57:32 GMT -5
Ralph (to group): Yes, I did it. Now, would you quit being so melodramatic?
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Post by MelMac on Jun 1, 2009 21:25:41 GMT -5
Bill: This is the last time I listen to Ralph when he tells me to "shoot for the stars..." All you get is blinded by the sun.
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Post by MST3Claye on Jun 6, 2009 20:55:36 GMT -5
Ralph: I've heard of Microsoft Flight Simulator... but this is ridicuuuuuuuuulooooouuuuuuuuuuuus... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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