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Post by MelMac on Feb 4, 2007 21:52:37 GMT -5
Bill: Uh, Counselor ... I don't know how to tell you this but... Pam: Bill, I'm married to Ralph, so you'd better not ask for my hand in marriage. Bill: No... not that. My hand is stuck to yours and I can't free it.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 5, 2007 21:35:21 GMT -5
Man: I want you to autograph this for me right now. Bill: I can't... it's out of lead. Man: It's a dud. Bill: I meant the pen I sign them with.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 5, 2007 22:54:47 GMT -5
Bill: Ow! I get tired of being tossed about here and I'm board. What happened to that thread? Ralph: Apparently it went up to the top. (plucks off thread from Bill's shirt that matches jacket.) Now, do you think you can quit preening and let me heal up so I can make some funny comments?
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 6, 2007 11:55:11 GMT -5
Bill (off-pic): Nice dress, Ralph. Doesn't match your jammies. Ralph: It is a kimono...NOT a dress! Pam (off-pic): Where'd you get it? Ralph: At the dojo. Bill (off-pic): He's their new ballerina. Ralph: Bill!
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 6, 2007 11:56:59 GMT -5
Doctor: You're pretty beaten up. What did you do: Hit a freight train with your face. Ralph: Not yet....I mean...uh...no.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 6, 2007 12:02:39 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, are we closin' in? Ralph: I think so. Pam: Uh, boys. Bill: Quiet, Counselor...let Ralph think. Ralph: Pam, it IS hard to read the signs when someone is talking. Pam: Boys... Bill: Counselor, please, before we push you overboard. Ralph: It is tricky, Pam. Please be careful. Pam: Boys! We aren't going ANYWHERE...we're still tied to the dock! Bill and Ralph: Umm...
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Feb 6, 2007 12:04:58 GMT -5
Ralph: Next time, I am only going to offer to jump out of a cake...
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Post by MelMac on Feb 6, 2007 14:46:50 GMT -5
Ralph (hearing a garbled noise): Hang on a minute Swamp Thing. Let me get out of this cardboard box before you eat it.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 6, 2007 14:51:26 GMT -5
Doctor: You should be all right. I mean, that could've been worse with your glass jaw. Ralph: Yep... I've really got to avoid that restaurant that has the throwed rolls. Doctor: Why do you say that? Ralph: Because Tony - he's one of my students - decided to join in the festivities, but threw a coffee mug instead.
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Post by jopierce on Feb 6, 2007 19:37:21 GMT -5
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Post by MelMac on Feb 6, 2007 22:26:59 GMT -5
Holly: Well, I'm here to save the day again Ralph... Ralph: Uh Holly, you shouldn't be here. Aren't you supposed to be flying somewhere else? Holly (thinking, dawns on her): Right... 'bye (flies off) Bill (off pic): She is still doing that going on another thread idea again? Ralph: Yep... and each day I hope the green guys realize that she shouldn't be wearing the suit.
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Post by jopierce on Feb 7, 2007 0:26:19 GMT -5
Jo (aka Hammer Time Noir) says...
HEY!!! Billswoman!!
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Post by MelMac on Feb 7, 2007 12:43:03 GMT -5
Bill (singing): Rub a dub dub three men in a tub... Pam: Ralph, if he sings it one more time, I'm going to throw him out. Ralph: Don't worry, I've already got an idea which part of the ocean I'm going to throw him in.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 7, 2007 13:48:42 GMT -5
Bill: Uh, Ralph... do something before Godzilla Robot here turns us into pizzas Ralph: OK (tosses something to robot. Robot takes it and leaves.) Bill: Whoa, you didn't use the suit and ya saved the day. What was that you gave him? Something tough ta swallow I bet. Ralph: Nope... Pepto Bismol.
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Post by jopierce on Feb 7, 2007 22:11:23 GMT -5
U can't touch this My, my, my, music hits me so hard Make me cry: Oh, my Lawd! Thank you for blessing Me with a mind And two hyped feet It feels good when I know you're down A super dope home boy from the Oak-town And I'm known as such And this is a beat ah Chorus: U can't touch this I told U home boy U can't touch this Yeah, that's how were livin and U know U can't touch this Look in my eyes, man U can't touch this Here, let me bust the funky lyrics U can't touch this Break it down Fresh new kicks and pants U got it like that now U know U wanna dance So, move out of your seat And get a fly girl And catch this beat While its rollin Hold on, pump a little bit And let them know It's going on like that Like that cold on a mission So fall on back Let em know that you're too much And this is a beat U can't touch this Chorus Give me a song, or rhythm Makin em sweat Thats what I'm giving em Now they know U talk about the Hammer You're talking A show that's hyped And tight singers And sweating So pass them a wipe Or a tape to learn What it is going to take In the 90's To burn the charts Legit Either work hard Or U might as well quit [/size][/center][/b]
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Post by MelMac on Feb 7, 2007 22:16:45 GMT -5
Bill: C'mon kid, get in the van and let's go. Ralph (sheepishly): Well... Bill: Well what? Ya've gotta get your marbles for brains class back and .... (dawning on him, quietly to Ralph) Let me guess, you've got a holograph and need to bust some bad guys. Ralph: No... I need to go to the bathroom.
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Post by jopierce on Feb 7, 2007 22:36:23 GMT -5
Johnny: I swear! I never touched her! He's not my son...
Bill: That's not what Mrs. Villacana says...
Starlett: I don't understand!!!
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Post by MelMac on Feb 8, 2007 11:01:03 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, I don't get it. This plan worked on paper, see? Ralph: Uh Bill, I'm not surprised it didn't work ... that's the comics.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 8, 2007 18:35:20 GMT -5
Ralph: Don't worry, my heart will go on and on forever... Bill: Uh kid, wouldja quit doing your dialogue from that play you're in until the Counselor and Villacana arrive? You're starting to get heavy here.
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Post by MelMac on Feb 9, 2007 0:04:20 GMT -5
Bill: Uh Ralph, next time you catch us in a crystal bubble, can ya remember ta tell me not to try and break us out of it. Ralph: Sure Bill. Now, let me untie your legs and then I'll try that transition power again to get us out of this mess.
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