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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 18, 2005 11:44:14 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: Okay, Department of Internal Affairs...we hear you are having a bad case of gas that is affecting the whole building. Book him, Ralph.
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Post by Lauren on Sept 18, 2005 12:40:54 GMT -5
Ralph had a nightmare the first night he had the suit. He dreamt of WORSE possible outfits he could've been given. Needless to say, he did atleast come to respect the red jammies. At he thought THOSE were bad... (I couldn't resist this one!)
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 18, 2005 13:54:31 GMT -5
[ ] Tony (in the background): Look, it's Honky McGee driving a bus. Bill: I know you are but what am I?
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 18, 2005 14:03:44 GMT -5
[ ] Ralph: Bill, come on, I'm gonna be late for my wedding! Bill: Awww, don't worry 'bout it...the Counselor is good troops...she will wait while we play the back nine...boy, this mini golf course is hard.
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Post by Lauren on Sept 18, 2005 22:08:02 GMT -5
What on earth is that from? It is hilarious; especially from a guy who hated the red suit so much (but then I do prefer it to the late night movie I saw him in !!!). "Thumbelina" from Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theater series. Out of curiosity, what was the movie you caught? And to keep in topic, here once again is the picture in question... Atleast I don't have to wonder WHY I'm sitting all alone here.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 19, 2005 22:03:01 GMT -5
[ ] Ralph: Bill, I said I wanted the best car they had to go to my class reunion. Bill: What? This is a classic...now shut up and pedal to the music. *Background music of "A Bicycle Built for Two"*
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Post by MelMac on Sept 20, 2005 0:29:24 GMT -5
Bill: Come on kid, we're almost there. Ralph: Bill, it's no use. Even with the two of us, I doubt we're going to catch up to Lance Armstrong. Especially on the hills.
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Post by billswoman on Sept 20, 2005 2:26:04 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, it helps if you put your feet ON the pedals, not UNDER them! Ralph: Nope, we don't go anywhere till I get me a white puffy shirt with Ali Baba sleeves too! Ralph kicks back and lets the geezer do all the work. Ralph: Bill, you've got it! Everything's turning blue in front of us... and RED behind us, whoo hoo!! Warp speed! (You know, I was wondering something when I watched this one... why's Bill having to pedal at all? Wouldn't it be faster just to let Ralph do it, since he's wearing the suit?)
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Post by billswoman on Sept 20, 2005 20:33:54 GMT -5
Whitney High School's touring bunny hop show was received with mixed reactions at the local diner. OK, look at the big picture of this if you don't believe me, but to me, it looks like Bill and Ralph are looking at one another. Recognition, maybe? (for you Elfquest fans, lol!) Hahaha, okay, as soul-friends.
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Post by billswoman on Sept 21, 2005 9:36:23 GMT -5
"You sank my battleship!" (OK, light cruiser got hit... shush.) Bill sings, "Carry me home to my kin!" "Wake me when we get there, honey!" Aw, Bill, don't be modest! All right, these are lame, but I had fun, and that's the important thing! I've watched O:SS so much, I think I've got every potential funny screencap there is now. Had one, but what I wanted to caption was just too racey for a family-oriented show and board, so I opted to put it in my LJ instead .
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Post by MelMac on Sept 21, 2005 18:43:07 GMT -5
Ralph: Bill, next time watch where you sit down in the desert. Bill: Quit your complaining Ralph. You're keyster isn't the one that's full of cactus spines. Bill: Ralph, I've got a headache this big. Ralph: I don't doubt it. Maybe singing "The Star Spangled Banner" will help keep your mind off it. But try to sing it to the right tune.
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Post by MrsMaxwell on Sept 21, 2005 20:03:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Hey Billy, why don't we ditch Ralph anf go back to my place?[/glow]
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Post by MelMac on Sept 21, 2005 22:18:18 GMT -5
Bill: Look Ralph, a puppy! Can we keep it? Ralph: Bill, that's a dust rag. And no, you can't take it home.
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Post by billswoman on Sept 21, 2005 22:31:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Hey Billy, why don't we ditch Ralph and go back to my place?[/glow] This reminded me of this shot: Whatcha lookin' at, Pam? Then there's the infamous scene where they WERE flirting! I think it was greenguy who said, soon after I joined this board, that Culp, in the S1 commentary, said Bill and Pam were flirting here: I know I've mentioned that before, thought it bore repeating after MrsM's funny caption!
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Post by MissDavidson on Sept 21, 2005 23:31:09 GMT -5
I'm a sexy Fed. . .AND I have a ninety-eight percent kill record. How'dya like THAT?
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Post by MelMac on Sept 22, 2005 19:05:48 GMT -5
Ralph, this is the last time I let you take me to a fun house. I'm never going to get off the ceiling.
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Post by Lauren on Sept 22, 2005 22:37:47 GMT -5
"I can't look! It's too horrible, I can't stand it! Why oh why couldn't I have been in my REAL house for the pilot episode!?" Ralph has experienced yet another problem: the suit went invisible, but he didn't. ;D *sings* "I'm just a lonely boy, lonely & blue. I'm all alone with nothin' to do..." (Paul Anka tune )
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Post by MelMac on Sept 22, 2005 22:43:02 GMT -5
Great captions and pics, Lauren. Ralph (thinking): Well, that's the last time I try to rescue my clothes out of the tanks at the fish cannery.
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Post by MelMac on Sept 22, 2005 22:59:42 GMT -5
Ralph: There you go Bill, that's how you tie the Hinkley square knot. Bill: Cool tie knot, Ralph, but how to you get it untied? The jaws of life? (Needless to say, I can't tie a tie properly. I use them for belts occasionally, and will tie them in a modified square knot. Looks like a tie, but it can be difficult to untie. )
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 23, 2005 15:28:17 GMT -5
[ ] Ralph: Bill, do we HAVE to watch Roseanne Barr pole dance again? Bill: Well, Ralph, that is what they mean by dinner and a movie...a HORROR movie!
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