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Post by billswoman on Sept 23, 2005 16:51:09 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: Alright, I will. I love this woman....(points) (Image removed because it's too hideous for publication, and that was fifty pounds ago.) Bill(from offscreen): Because she's good troops. [ ] Bill: Oh, what a life we could have...and I will tell her like I told, Ralph... [ ] Bill: I ain't referrin' to salami. THANKS FOR THE ACCESS TO ALL THE GREAT PICTURES, MRSMAXWELL. [/quote] sorry about leaving all the pics up with this quote, but without the pictures, the captions just don't do it. houdiniderek, it's official: you're insane. And I loved it, thank you.... I'm going to put it in my LJ for posterity.
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Post by MelMac on Sept 23, 2005 19:08:29 GMT -5
Your about to enter a world of mystery and intrigue. A man wakes up to find that all is not as it seems. He finds an unusual pair of pyjamas with a black cape. Putting them on, he realizes something's wrong. He talks to his friends, who say they've never seen the suit or even recognize him. He puts it on, and realizes he's about to take on a job to save the world from nuclear war, bad guys and hamburgers with tomatoes. How will Bill Maxwell deal and cope with the Spaceship Zone? (Don't know how well this one works, but the pic has a "Twilight Zone" feel to it).
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Post by MelMac on Sept 24, 2005 23:46:18 GMT -5
(Lauren's quote is still the best with this, but I had to take a try. I finished clapping the chalkboard erasers, Bill. Can I go home now?
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Post by MelMac on Sept 27, 2005 22:06:04 GMT -5
I'm telling you Ralph, we've got to get out of this TARDIS maze so we can give the Doctor back his scarf. It's so long you could lasso a horse with it, I've tripped over it three times so far.
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Post by MelMac on Sept 28, 2005 17:28:18 GMT -5
Bill (Thinking): Wait til I get my hands on Carlisle for making me pose as a professional wrestler. This dame could probably pick up both Ralph and me and throw us into next week.
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Post by Lauren on Sept 28, 2005 18:21:16 GMT -5
Ralph: Bill, what're we looking at? All I see is the mirror. Bill: I don't know, kid, but someone said that we should turn & look in this direction. *pause* That is a nice mirror. Ralph: Yeah, it is a nice mirror, isn't it?
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Post by MelMac on Sept 28, 2005 22:38:04 GMT -5
Don't know if this one's been done. Bill: Counselor, I'm ready to help you marry Ralph. Pam: Bill, this isn't a shotgun wedding. Ralph will be at the church on time.
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Post by MelMac on Sept 28, 2005 23:05:22 GMT -5
Bill: Counselor, why are you looking at the back of my head? Pam: I'm trying to see if I can see the mouse working the gears in your head. Bill: You won't see him. He's out to lunch. (Bit silly, but being a bit quirky myself, I get this sometimes from family. )
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Post by billswoman on Sept 29, 2005 0:24:56 GMT -5
Pam: Pssst! Bill! Maybe he'll get caught up in a flock of migrating geese heading to Mexico, and we can make our getaway! Bill: Works for me, Counselor! (Modified post: I just had to add this but DAYUM that's a fine picture of Bill, wh00t!! )
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Post by MelMac on Sept 29, 2005 19:16:21 GMT -5
Bill: Okay, Counselor, now you take three steps forward and step to the right twice. Then you take three steps back and swing your partner. Pam: Bill, this is a lot of fun, but square dancing works better when there are four couples.
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Post by MelMac on Sept 29, 2005 19:16:21 GMT -5
Bill: Okay, Counselor, now you take three steps forward and step to the right twice. Then you take three steps back and swing your partner. Pam: Bill, this is a lot of fun, but square dancing works better when there are four couples.
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Post by MelMac on Sept 29, 2005 21:44:25 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, did you find the instructions on how to work these bumper boats? Ralph: Hold on a second, Bill. I don't want to end up being dunked again because you keep spinning it in circles.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 29, 2005 23:13:47 GMT -5
Not GAH, but who cares, right? [ ] Robert Culp for Rice Krispies: Snap, crackle, POP, baby! Part of YOUR balanced breakfast.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 30, 2005 9:11:41 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: Whaddya mean I smell like your favorite hydrant?
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 30, 2005 11:03:16 GMT -5
[ ] Pam (to self): I wonder what goes on in that little brain of his? Bill (to self): It's a small world after all.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 30, 2005 11:04:29 GMT -5
[ ] Drag queen: I said we are going DUTCH tonight. Bill: Alright...no more blind dates.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 30, 2005 11:05:07 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: What can I say? I kick arse.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 30, 2005 11:07:04 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: I pledge allegiance... Carlisle: Bill! This is not kindergarten...this is a briefing. Bill: This is the good ole US of A and I can pledge if I want too. Carlisle: Oh boy.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Sept 30, 2005 11:07:44 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: I don't know, Ralph, I think the firepole was more fun.
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Post by billswoman on Sept 30, 2005 11:10:35 GMT -5
roflmao, those were GREAT HD! I liked them all, but I really liked the one with Pam and Bill, that was great! Whaddya mean, small brain?? "With my native brilliance..." (picture and quote both from "Fire Man")
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