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Post by MelMac on Oct 4, 2005 19:58:30 GMT -5
Ralph: Who's on first. Bill: What? Ralph: No he's on second. Who's on first. Bill: I don't give a damn. Ralph: No, he's the catcher. Bill: Huh?
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Post by billswoman on Oct 5, 2005 10:39:33 GMT -5
Bill: You may be my "boss," Carlisle, but *I* am the top Field Agent in the whole US of A! And I bet that just burns your butt, doesn't it? (ok, not funny, but it's OH SO TRUE, Bill's da MAN!)
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Post by MelMac on Oct 5, 2005 18:09:58 GMT -5
Bill: Highway to the danger zone, it will take you right into the danger zone. Ralph (off pic): Bill, you're playing right outfield, ball doesn't go there often. Bill: I know that, I just want to make it cool.
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Post by MelMac on Oct 5, 2005 19:22:06 GMT -5
Bill (Thinking): I wonder what I could get if I could crossbreed a plain with a submarine. Let's see, it could be a plane with a periscope, a sub with wings, a plane with no windows, or a sub with windows. That won't work. Now, let's see if I can make a better ship if I could cross a cruiser and a destroyer. ... (You know you're tired when you use science in a joke. )
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Post by MelMac on Oct 6, 2005 18:17:07 GMT -5
Bill: Mr. Hammond, you want me to go and tackle a couple of escaped dinosaurs? What kind? Raptors? Sure, I can do that easy, but the guy behind me needs a lesson in what dinosaurs look like. He seems to think I'm one.
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Post by MelMac on Oct 6, 2005 22:47:26 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, next time you clap out the chalkboard erasers, don't do it over my head. I sneeze too much already without your help.
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Post by MelMac on Oct 6, 2005 23:49:47 GMT -5
Bill (singing): ... This is the way we wash the towels, so early in the morning. Jeesh, couldn't Ralph have found a cooler working song to sing to than this? I bet even kids get annoyed hearing this song. (I have to be careful with this song, because it will stick in my head at inopportune times, such as work. Fortunately, haven't sung it out loud yet. )
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Post by kattwoman on Oct 7, 2005 15:11:39 GMT -5
I think these might make a little more sense than my last ones. Bill was shocked to see that the Tribbles came to visit him for their vacation. He was even more shocked when one of the little ones called him "Momma." lol, ;D haha! funny stuff man! good one.
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Post by MissDavidson on Oct 12, 2005 23:36:05 GMT -5
Yeah. . . ALL the ladies dig "Big Daddy Woo-Woo" Maxwell. . .
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Post by MissDavidson on Oct 12, 2005 23:41:10 GMT -5
Bill: You think he knows I ate the last of his biscuits? Ralph: (off camera) Probably so, Bill. I mean, I can smell your dog breath all the way over here. . .
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Post by MissDavidson on Oct 12, 2005 23:49:07 GMT -5
"If you're gonna make me eat tomatoes, Ma, then I'm just not comin' over for Sunday dinner. . .that's the end of the report right there!"
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Post by billswoman on Oct 14, 2005 0:02:38 GMT -5
"All right, fleabag, tell me you like my 'do, or I'll blow you into next week!"
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Post by MelMac on Oct 14, 2005 18:53:23 GMT -5
Men (off pic, slightly off-key): "Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I ever get back. ..." Ralph: Well Bill, what do you think of Whitney High's seventh-inning stretch special performance? If it does well here, it might be presented at a California Stars game. Bill: It's great Ralph! I never thought I'd live to see the day you would be able to get Villicana, Cyler and Rodriguez to dress up in baseball uniforms and act out "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" in interpretive dance.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Oct 15, 2005 14:10:47 GMT -5
[ ] Bill (to self): *Yawn* Fighting jaywalkers is so boring now.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Oct 15, 2005 14:12:47 GMT -5
[ ] Ralph (off-pic): Bill, what's the matter? Bill: I just won the lottery...I think. Ralph (off-pic): That's great! What are you going to do with it? [ ] Bill: Upgrade from that jalopy of yours, sucker.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Oct 15, 2005 14:14:58 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: It's gettin a bit nippy out, Counselor. Maybe you should wrap another one of these around your hoo-hoos.
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Post by billswoman on Oct 15, 2005 15:23:32 GMT -5
I love a man with a big... gun. Yeah, that's it. Big gun. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no MORE, Squire!
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Oct 17, 2005 17:51:05 GMT -5
[ ] Ralph: Bill, I know you ate my last piece of fruitcake...I can smell it on your breath. Bill (talking with mouth closed): Kid, I don't know what you mean....*burp*
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Oct 17, 2005 17:57:34 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: Okay, I'm gonna hit the nine ball in after hitting every other ball on the table and then gonna double-cushion it in down here. [ ] Bill: Sure we can bet the next pitcher of beer, sucker. [ ] Bill (to self): Okay, I can do this. Just got to pull down on the stick, ease it forward slowly...and GO! [ ] Bill: Doh! Sorry lady...that will leave a bruise. [ ] Ralph (off-pic): Bill, that's horrible. You could have really hurt her. Bill: Naw, it hit her in the nose...darn thing was bigger than New Jersey...she's lucky I didn't hit her in the back of the head...might have gotten a concussion there and started thinking she was a hot dame or something.
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Post by MelMac on Oct 17, 2005 18:01:30 GMT -5
Bill: OK, Ralph, what do these jackalopes look like? Ralph: Oh, they're about the size of a rabbit with grey and tan fur. They also have antlers. Just keep looking. (Thinking): I hope he doesn't realize I put shoe polish on the eyepieces of the binoculars.
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