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Post by MelMac on Jan 26, 2007 23:29:42 GMT -5
Bill: Uh Ralph, do ya think we can get this noise to stop? Ralph: I think so. All right, bush... stop singing. Bush (singing): She'll be comin' 'round the mountain.... Bill: You know, maybe I should have Villacana just come here with a spade and (Bill makes a stabbing motion toward the ground. Bush stops singing and droops). Huh? Never knew a plant could faint. Ralph: Well, haven't you ever heard of a weeping willow? Look just like that.
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 28, 2007 10:11:10 GMT -5
Bad Guy-OK pal, I'm confiscating everything else in your pockets too! Bill-Alright, but that's no way to get into my fan club.
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 28, 2007 10:15:59 GMT -5
Ralph-NO Ms B! You can't have my pants! Now, stop pulling! I have a meeting!
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 28, 2007 10:29:33 GMT -5
Ralph-Ow. Ralph-OW, OW! Ralph-Ouch! Man, I hate trout season.
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 28, 2007 10:31:10 GMT -5
Ms B-Oh man! 1500! I don't know if I can handle the pressure!
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Post by jopierce on Jan 28, 2007 10:37:44 GMT -5
Ms B-Oh man! 1500! I don't know if I can handle the pressure! THAT'S FAB!!! And a post to drag me out of hiding lurking.
Congrats!
BTW - Nice jammies! I bet Ralph misses them...
I'm next... but not this week!
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Post by billswoman on Jan 28, 2007 11:05:01 GMT -5
That's an AWESOME suit, MsBoku! And 1500 posts, yea! And five stars! You're just coming out GAH all over, aren't you? (The caps above are funny, I LOL'd, can't forget those....)
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Post by MelMac on Jan 28, 2007 12:06:30 GMT -5
Congrats Ms B. Now we have the Apprentice Warlock, Wizard of the Fifth Ring, and Keeper of the clock. With all the Special Agents, Superheroes, Agents and Counselors we have, we could actually do our take on "Wizards and Warlocks."
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Post by MelMac on Jan 28, 2007 19:18:58 GMT -5
Ralph (thinking): I keep hearing this ticking and it gets stronger each moment. (out loud) All right Bill... I confess. I accidentally threw away your dog biscuits. Bill (off pic): Kid, I knew that. What's gotten into you? Ralph: Well... I kept hearing a ticking in my head, so I thought my concience was getting me. Bill: Ralph... you're listening to your watch again.
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 28, 2007 22:28:34 GMT -5
Ms B-Oh man! 1500! I don't know if I can handle the pressure! THAT'S FAB!!! And a post to drag me out of hiding lurking.
Congrats!
BTW - Nice jammies! I bet Ralph misses them...
I'm next... but not this week! Thanks everyone! I made the Jammies too. Doing the trims and stuff was fun. It took a while for my friend to get me the pics. I had to DL onto my flashdrive just to get them or else I would've had them sooner. Thanks again.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 29, 2007 20:54:49 GMT -5
Bill: Then you shake your tush like this... Ralph: Uh Bill... everyone's staring at you. I think we're going to the hospital and having your head checked. Bill: C'mon kid, I've always wanted to dance the Macarena here at the courthouse. See the Counselor's got it. Pam: Bill... I'm not dancing here, especially since Starlett insists I be an exotic dancer.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Jan 30, 2007 11:58:09 GMT -5
Bill: See, kid? Made in the good ole U S of A. Ralph: Bill, I saw you put that tag on yesterday. Bill: Oh.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Jan 30, 2007 12:00:26 GMT -5
Bill: Give me a hand here, kids. Ralph: Bill, did you get shot or something? Why are you limping? Are there bad guys around? Bill: I don't know. I was just going to bust some kids at this protest rally and my leg started to twitch. Pam: You idiot. You are cutting off your circulation. That is supposed to be an ARM band.
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Post by jopierce on Jan 30, 2007 13:14:55 GMT -5
For their September birthdays, the kids decide to give Billswoman and Josie a little bit of Bill Maxwell.
Ralph: Ok, so let's put these ribbons on the parts that they want...
Pam: Well, Billswoman said she liked his legs, so there ya go! ... Uh, what part did Josie want?
Bill: Don't touch me Ralph. I'm holding a gun...
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Post by billswoman on Jan 30, 2007 21:31:19 GMT -5
Hmmm, long, long legs.... aagghhhhhh <------ slobbering sound ala Homer Simpson.
Ha ha! <------ laughing sound ala Nelson
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Post by MelMac on Jan 30, 2007 23:26:49 GMT -5
Bill: Ok, now was it take the jacket off the right shoulder or left first? Give me a second here kid... Ralph: No. Bill... you'd better not be trying your impression of me changing into the suit again. Getting knocked out once for that lame impression was enough.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 31, 2007 19:04:11 GMT -5
Bill (off pic, walking toward Ralph): Kid, come on, we've gotta get to... (thud heard) Ralph: Bill... you need to quit walking into the windows. That's the third time you've walked into the reflection today.
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Post by jopierce on Jan 31, 2007 20:24:13 GMT -5
What the heck is this on my fingernails?
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Post by MelMac on Jan 31, 2007 21:48:52 GMT -5
Ralph: OK, Bill where did I park your car? Bill (off pic): Uh, Kid.... Ralph: I got it! It's at the courthouse. Come on, I'll fly you there. Bill: No. Ralph: What do you mean no? It's 12 miles to... Bill: Ralph turn around and you'll see it.
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Post by jopierce on Jan 31, 2007 21:58:29 GMT -5
Bugswoman stalks Bill...
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