A(n) New (Old) Take on The Theme Song

[Captain Marbles]

Fine, so I was screwing around, and I came across this translator that translates modern english into corky english, or corky{{aj}} english to modern english - so, since i had way too much time on mine hands, Methought it'd be fun to see what would befall would I ran "believe it or not" through and, hither it is

🎶Look at what's befell to me
I't receive it myself
suddenly I be up on top of the orb
should'st've been somebody else.🎶

🎶receive it or not
I be walkin' on air
i ne'r thought i could feel so free
flyin' aroint on a wing and a pray'r
whom could it be?
receive{{verb}} it or not, 'tis just me.🎶

🎶just like the light of new day
it hit me from out of the blue
breakin' me out of the spell i was 'i
makin' all of mine wishes join true. 🎶

🎶receive it or not
I be walkin' on air
i ne'r thought i could feel so free
flyin' aroint on a wing and a pray'r
whom could it be?
receive{{verb}} it or not, 'tis just me.🎶

🎶this is too good to be true
look upon me
falling for thou.🎶

🎶receive it or not
receive{{verb}} it or not
receive{{verb}} it or not
receive{{verb}} it or not.🎶

🎶receive it or not
I be walkin' on air
i ne'r thought i could feel so free
flyin' aroint on a wing and a pray'r
whom could it be?
receive{{verb}} it or not, 'tis just me.
receive it or not
I be walkin' on air
i ne'r thought i could feel so free
flyin' aroint on a wing and a pray'r
whom could it be?
receive{{verb}} it or not, 'tis just me🎶

Oh, ay, i've got way too much time on mine hands

[HoudiniDerek]

Well that was different.