Post by MyTatuo on Nov 19, 2005 17:31:12 GMT -5
This is something I wrote back in the first coupla seasons of "Voyager," slightly changed due to cast member changes. Don't get me wrong, however: "Voyager" was my favorite series...
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of the fateful trip
Of the U.S.S. Voyager
And a vigilante ship
The Maquis chief was doing wrong
Of that, Janeway was sure
So Voyager left Deep Space Nine
On a Maquis-hunting tour (Maquis-hunting tour)
The Caretaker grabbed each of them
Inside the Badlands' waste
And it brought the Maquis and the Starfleet crew
To the other side of space (the other side of space)
The ship's now stuck in a quadrant of
Uncharted galaxy
With Karry Kim!
The Vulcan, too!
The Talaxian...and the Borg!
The Half-Klingon!
Holo-doctor and...Tom Paris
Star Trek: Gilligan's Isle!
<insert episode here, mostly Tuvok smacking Harry Kim with his hat>
<closing credits>
Now this is the tale of our castaways
And their seventy-year hop
They might make it in their lifetimes
If they didn't always stop
Chakotay and his captain, too
Will show their crew's really smart
How do they keep that ship running
Without one lousy spare part?
No Earth! Vulcan! or Starbase One
Not a single luxury
Like that show about a shipwreck
It's a big rip-off, you see
So join us here at UPN
And don't you touch that dial
We'll get richer each time you watch
Star Trek: Gilligan's Isle!
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of the fateful trip
Of the U.S.S. Voyager
And a vigilante ship
The Maquis chief was doing wrong
Of that, Janeway was sure
So Voyager left Deep Space Nine
On a Maquis-hunting tour (Maquis-hunting tour)
The Caretaker grabbed each of them
Inside the Badlands' waste
And it brought the Maquis and the Starfleet crew
To the other side of space (the other side of space)
The ship's now stuck in a quadrant of
Uncharted galaxy
With Karry Kim!
The Vulcan, too!
The Talaxian...and the Borg!
The Half-Klingon!
Holo-doctor and...Tom Paris
Star Trek: Gilligan's Isle!
<insert episode here, mostly Tuvok smacking Harry Kim with his hat>
<closing credits>
Now this is the tale of our castaways
And their seventy-year hop
They might make it in their lifetimes
If they didn't always stop
Chakotay and his captain, too
Will show their crew's really smart
How do they keep that ship running
Without one lousy spare part?
No Earth! Vulcan! or Starbase One
Not a single luxury
Like that show about a shipwreck
It's a big rip-off, you see
So join us here at UPN
And don't you touch that dial
We'll get richer each time you watch
Star Trek: Gilligan's Isle!
