Post by HoudiniDerek on Apr 10, 2007 16:38:29 GMT -5
AND WE ARE BACK....FINALLY!
Jo: After a HUGE wait, we are back with the A-TEAM MATCH GAME where Claye and MelMac are facing off to become the new champion. Claye, since you are the challenger, we will start with you.
Jo: Your question was A:
B.A Baracus is scared to fly, especially with Murdock. However, B.A. would rather fly with Murdock than ______ with him.
Claye: I have the definitive answer...it smells of all the dividends I will get.
Jo: You DO know that we are not paying you if you win, right?
Claye: Not in my money, my dear man, not in money.
Jo: *Blink blink*
Claye: Ralph Hinkley.
Jo: *Blink blink* What?
Lauren: What?
Jo: STOP THAT! Judges?
Judge: I think he heard it wrong. I don't think he heard the last part "with him." Go ahead and let him try it again.
MelMac: That's not fair.
Lauren: What?
Jo: STOP THAT!
Claye: I am stickin' with MY answer, old boy. Definitive no matter HOW you look at it.
Jo: Oh boy. Okay. Next up on the list. Lauren?
Lauren: Sup?
Jo: Huh?
Lauren: What?
Jo: Your answer.
Lauren: I don't wanna show it.
Jo: You are contractually obligated, you know.
Lauren: Figures. I don't match.
Jo: Be a good sport and show us anyway.
Lauren: Fine....Drive.
Jo: GREAT answer...one of THE definitive ones. Great job, Lauren! No match though.
Lauren: Huh?
Jo: Nothing. Next up is BW.
BW: I said "party."
Jo: We can do that later. What's your answer?
BW: That IS my answer.
Jo: But if he partied with Murdock he could meet his illegitimate father, Bill Maxwell...uh never mind...wrong version of Match Game. No match there. Helane?
Helane: Claye, you got some splainin' to do.
Jo: Ricky, shut up and answer the question.
Helane: Drive.
Jo: Good answer...but you don't get anything for matching Lauren. Ms. B?
Ms. B: I have to say that I was drunk when I wrote these...is that okay?
Mr. Noir: Why of course it is, darling. *Hiccup* We are all adults here.
Jo: You didn't play so you stay out of it.
Mr. Noir: Spoilsport.
Jo: Wrong show. Ms. B?
Ms. B: I can't read this. I think I slurred it in my stupor.
Jo: Show us and I will read it. My other job on Fifth and Main has taught me how to read sloppy writing after a long night quite well.
Ms. B: aldhegheogo
Jo: Talk.
Ms. B: I am.
Jo: That is what your card says.
Ms. B: Oh.
Jo: Good answer, one of the three definitive ones, but NOT a match either.
HD: Jo, you go sit down and show us YOUR answer now.
Jo: This is great sitting here like this. I could sit here all day.
MelMac: Actually, you would get tired sooner or later and need to stand or go to the facilities. I remember once...
HD: Now that we have THAT taken care of...Jo, what is your answer?
Jo: ROOM with him.
HD: Great answer...THE definitive one, but NOT a match either. Our sixth contestant never showed up so we are doing a five-round match. Claye has zero matches. On to the next question.
Jo: MelMac, our returning champ, got question B. MelMac, you only need one match to win the game. Are you ready?
MelMac: *mmmph*
Jo: Take that off your mouth.
MelMac: Okay.
Jo: Question B:
Frankie, Amy Allen, and Tawnia Baker all got fired from the A-Team and need to find some work, but the only TV show that will take them is ___________.
MelMac: That's an easy one.
Jo: Well?
MelMac: THREE'S COMPANY.
Jo: Okay. Not bad, but not definitive either...although Frankie WAS a ladies' man. Let's see if she can match the panel. Lauren?
Lauren: Huh?
Jo: What is the matter with you today?
Lauren: What?
Jo: Forget it. You change your personality on here more than MyTatuo changes screen names.
Lauren: Huh?
Jo: STOP THAT! What is your answer?
Lauren: Match Game.
Jo: Clever, but no match....Hey, are you sayin' we are all out of work bums that can't get hired anywhere else?
Lauren: Huh?
Jo: FORGET IT! BW?
BW: I have the definitive answer, you know.
Jo: Care to share it with us?
BW: Charlie's Angels...even though Frankie is a guy.
Jo: Is he Bosley?
BW: No.
Jo: Charlie?
BW: No.
Jo: *Blink blink* Helane?
Helane: There are SO many good choices.
Jo: I know.
Helane: Charlie's Angels.
Jo: I give up some days. I will do the next contestant from over here. Ms. B?
Ms. B: I was drunk on this one too. I don't even remember writing this.
Jo: I am beginning to see the merit in that.
Ms. B: The Gong Show.
Jo: Good answer, but no match unfortunately. HD, did you have an idea before I turn the mic over?
HD: THE APPRENTICE. No one gets fired like THEY do!
Jo: GREAT ANSWER! Definitive too. Take over so I can give mine.
HD: I vill do dis vun, Jo. Vhat is your answer?
Jo: I too gave a definitive answer: The Love Boat. All out-of-work bums or future bad actors end up there at some point or another.
Judy Landers: I resemble that remark. I was in the A-TEAM too, you know.
HD: Sorry, but zere is no match. Vhat shall ve do?
MelMac: Well, I think that we should....
MelMac: Never mind.
Jo: With the score being a tie of zero for each contestant, we will have to go to a tiebreaker. Each contestant will get another question and we will do this again. Contestants and panelists: Get ready. We will have two brand new questions after a word from our sponsors...whoever they are now.
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From A-TEAM MATCH GAME, we will see you again soon!