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Post by jopierce on Jan 16, 2007 21:14:14 GMT -5
Johnny: But I don't like Spam!!
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Post by jopierce on Jan 16, 2007 21:20:53 GMT -5
No matter what Ralph said, Bill was convinced that it was a space ship. Bill: Are you sure?
Ralph: Yes...
Bill: How can you tell?
Ralph: Just look up *points*
Bill: No way. I'm not falling for that.
Ralph: Bill, I swear. It's just the Burger King's crown... with some lights on it... can't you see him holding it?
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Post by jopierce on Jan 16, 2007 21:26:31 GMT -5
Johnny: But I don't like Spam!! Pam: What was that comment she made, that Johnny the Dancer didn't like Pam?
Ralph: **off camera** It's spam, hun, spam....
Pam: Oh, well, then that comment should be deleted...
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Post by MelMac on Jan 16, 2007 22:47:42 GMT -5
Bill: There, ya see. There's been several stories lately about black ice and the weather being so cold there are icicles growing on fish. Ralph: Uh Pam... I think he's finally lost it. You can't get icicles on fish. Bill: You can to, haven't ya ever heard of ice fishing? Now, look again. Ralph (looks at picture on TV): Bill... That's a metal fish sculpture in the middle of a water fountain. With the cold weather it's going to have icicles growing on it. Pam: I don't know why I listen to the two of you argue about this. It's your fault you decided to go out in the cold weather and slip on the black ice to get that fish... Bill: Well... it wasn't my fish anyway.
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Post by MyTatuo on Jan 17, 2007 1:03:05 GMT -5
phone in booth ringsMan: Oh, good, that must be my mother finally... Ralph: I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT I'LL GET IT!!! Man: Uh, fine, go ahead, but if it's my mom, tell her... Ralph (into phone): HELLO HELLO HELLO?! Operator: Please deposit $2,500 for replacement of phone booth... Ralph (to self): Rats, I thought it was KMET calling to ask me which L.A. radio station plays the most music. (to Man) Hey, pal, you got any change? Man: I gotta get outta this town.
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Post by MyTatuo on Jan 17, 2007 1:09:39 GMT -5
Pam: Not another one! Ralph: Did that guy really jump because--? Bill: Oh, for the love of--! So WHAT if they replaced Eve of Destruction with some ear-bleeding drivel! It's just a freaking TV show, for Pete's sake!
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Post by MelMac on Jan 17, 2007 9:54:28 GMT -5
Ralph (thinking): You know, why does that guy makes spinning around in a phone booth to change look too easy? Doesn't he know it'll cause copy cats... again?
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 17, 2007 22:24:48 GMT -5
Ralph-Steal MY dime, will you!
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Post by MelMac on Jan 17, 2007 23:04:39 GMT -5
Despite the judge giving him a minor deduction for a slightly bobbled entry, Ralph Hinkley succeed in sticking his landing and won the Olympic gold medal for individual telephone booth diving.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 18, 2007 11:46:05 GMT -5
The greenguys, realizing Ralph, Pam and Bill were stuck out in the desert in the freezing weather... and a broken down car, decided to help out by creating a sunlamp. Unfortunately, all three got a mild sunburn from the greenguy's generosity.
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Post by MyTatuo on Jan 18, 2007 12:18:41 GMT -5
Greenguys (on radio): YOU...HAVE...BEEN...CHOSEN...TO...SAVE...OUR...PLANET... ...PREPARE...FOR...TRANSPORT...Bill: Oh, no, are the little greenguys gonna beam us up and take us away? Greenguys: NO...MR...MAXWELL...THIS...IS...A...SEWAGE...DISPOSAL...SHIP... ...THERE...IS...NO...MORE...ROOM...ON...OUR...PLANET...SO...WE...CHOOSE...YOURS...from deep inside ship: *flush*
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Post by MelMac on Jan 18, 2007 12:39:26 GMT -5
Ralph: Bill, why are we standing like this? Pam: Yeah, I think it looks silly. Bill: Well... my horoscope said I was supposed to get hit by a fish, so we're standing in the middle of the island. Ralph: How do you avoid karma by standing still? Besides, Pam and I aren't part of this. Bill: I don't know, but you guys are here to protect me. I... (hit by fish). Hey, that's a fish? How did it get in the middle of this place? Pam (looking at what type of fish it is): You know, you make yourself more of a target by a flying fish if you stand still.
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Post by billswoman on Jan 18, 2007 18:25:11 GMT -5
Hhheeellllleeeeeeennnnnnnnn!!! sisterly joke
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Post by billswoman on Jan 18, 2007 18:56:02 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph... I've got a bad feeling about this.... Ralph: C'mon, Bill, it's not 'our time,' I promise. Bill: No, Ralph, I've really got a bad feeling about this! Ralph: What, Bill? Bill: When the Counselor pulled up in her toy car, and the headlights shined on the green guys' ship... I saw the word HOOVER!
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Post by billswoman on Jan 18, 2007 19:04:07 GMT -5
Johnny: But I don't like Spam!!Bill chambers a round and leans into Johnny da Dancer threateningly... "You're gonna eat this spamghetti and like it!"
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Post by MelMac on Jan 18, 2007 21:39:25 GMT -5
Ralph: Well, Pam, what do you think about this? I'm going to copy that guy who made fun of my outfit and that I flew... Pam: Sorry Ralph... you still don't look like Marvin the Martian, even with the helmet.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 18, 2007 22:54:44 GMT -5
Ralph: Ow! Bill (off pic): C'mon kid, don't tell me ya got another headache from that mind push stuff again. Ralph: No, don't have it... just an ice headache. Bill: Ice headache? Don'tcha mean ice cream headache? Ralph: No, Ice... Just had a large chunk of ice from that ice storm we had a couple of days ago fall on my head. Bill: At least it wasn't an iceberg.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 18, 2007 23:29:50 GMT -5
Ralph: Pam... give me back my karate outfit. Pam (off pic): C'mon hun, it's comfortable. Ralph: But Pam I can't go to the dojo in this! They'll have me be the assistant to the master again. Still am sore from that flip.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 19, 2007 14:30:28 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Ralph, why are you breathing fire? Ralph: Well... it's the Year of the Dragon. I wanted to celebrate. Pam (off pic): Uh, hun... it's the year of the boar... Bill: Ya mean Carlisle's got a year to himself? Ralph (about to say something, then realizes something): I have to agree with you there.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 19, 2007 18:40:15 GMT -5
Rhonda: This is great. Thanks for giving us a hand in getting these jobs Mr. H. Ralph (off pic): You're welcome Rhonda... Tony: Mr. H, I know I'm supposed ta be Romeo and Rhonda here's Juliet, but why do I haveta be the guy in the tights in the parade here at the amusement park? I look ridiculous. Ralph: Well... you could have to wear them all the time. (clears throat, tugs on suit collar under outfit) And, it could be worse. Tony: Can't be much worse than this stuff... I'll do it. What is it? Ralph: Push a big trashcan at the end and pick up all the confetti and eaten food and trash at the end of the parade. ... Tony: Never mind. I'll wear the tights.
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