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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 20:39:55 GMT -5
No.. it was the Joy of Sex.
Come on... that was too easy...
HD: So are you, Jo!!
Jo: So predictable, HD...
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Mar 6, 2007 20:42:29 GMT -5
No.. it was the Joy of Sex.
Come on... that was too easy...
HD: So are you, Jo!!
Jo: So predictable, HD...
I wouldn't call you easy...I would call you ____. And do you really think he would read THE JOY OF SEX? Too many bad guys to bust for that...maybe he saw in your BUSTS and BADGES monthly?
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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 21:37:32 GMT -5
Actually, I found this in Bill's glove compartment. It's called "The Book of Bill" by Bill Maxwell. Not what I expected, since I thought By the Book meant something else. But somehow it all makes sense now...
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Mar 6, 2007 21:40:01 GMT -5
Actually, I found this in Bill's glove compartment. It's called "The Book of Bill" by Bill Maxwell. Not what I expected, since I thought By the Book meant something else. But somehow it all makes sense now... Nice. Is there a chapter about being anti-tomato? My friend wrote a Book of Bert once...it was a religious way to worship according to his religion...looks like he might have been an unknowing Bill Maxwell fan. This thread is more of Josie loves Bill...not talking about Bill's goods and bads...isn't this OT?
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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 21:43:39 GMT -5
Funny you mention that. Chapter 4 was a How-To manual of what to do with fruits and veggies that are not meant for consumption. Tomato was top of the list.
Oh boy. TOS has me on their hitlist once more...
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Mar 6, 2007 21:44:59 GMT -5
Funny you mention that. Chapter 4 was a How-To manual of what to do with fruits and veggies that are not meant for consumption. Tomato was top of the list.
Oh boy. TOS has me on their hitlist once more... Were you ever NOT on their hitlist?
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Post by billswoman on Mar 6, 2007 21:48:49 GMT -5
Took a while, but I got it... BILL BOARD, buwhahahaha! (Did I mention my literalness somewhere already? Also, go look up "gullible." My picture's right there.) HOLY GUACAMOLE, Billswoman! You are RIGHT!!!I can't even begin to express how I laughed at this... you've now joined the ranks of MsB, AAH and silverhammer for coming close to killing me with choking to death from laughter. MsB: the infamous "Billswoman throws Bill over her shoulders" image AAH: Bill in the suit going "WHEEEEEEE!!" Silverhammer: G-man bares G-spot. And now... Jo's dictionary featuring "gullible." (And yes, I noticed those other definitions and the other image.... it was all ab-fab.)
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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 21:50:29 GMT -5
You know, you can right click it, and then print it out.
It makes a great Christmas Card insert.
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Post by billswoman on Mar 6, 2007 22:01:44 GMT -5
I'm emailing it to everyone I know IRL as I speak... well, okay, after I figure out how to show an image in an email. I'm a dweeb sometimes.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Mar 6, 2007 22:04:11 GMT -5
I'm emailing it to everyone I know IRL as I speak... well, okay, after I figure out how to show an image in an email. I'm a dweeb sometimes. IRL Friends: Why is that guy having fish thrown at him? BW: I meant the part about ME! IRL Friends: Yes, we all have copies of that...how do you think Josie got her hands on it? Now why is he having fish thrown at him? BW:
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Post by billswoman on Mar 6, 2007 22:19:53 GMT -5
"Now why is he having fish thrown at him?" Answer: Because he's at Seattle's Public Market? or else he was mad at this guy...
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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 22:21:22 GMT -5
Englishmen in pith helmets are always welcome in my thread.
But wasn't this a thread for Bill?
ALLLLLL ABOARD THE OFF TOPIC EXPRESS!!!!
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Post by helane4bill on Mar 6, 2007 22:38:29 GMT -5
OMG....I just love off topic discussions.............
Let's see:
Is Bill really a cunning and masterful liar who manipulates people to get his own way??
Poor Ralph!
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Post by billswoman on Mar 6, 2007 22:41:04 GMT -5
The Colonel: All right, stop that, that's silly! Back on topic... CUE! Billswoman smiles innocently but thinks Ah, my plan is working to detract MsNoir from thinking she's a high priestess or something to His Greatness.Aloud she says, Shut up, Colonel. Why don't you go about your business? Who cares what you think any way? Bill/Roger: You go, billsgirl! billswoman! Hey, waitaminnit... are you my woman then? Sweet! So many Bills, so little time....(All kidding aside, MsNoir, I'm thoroughly enjoying the Shrine to Bill Maxwell.)
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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 22:47:11 GMT -5
Hey Helane... welcome aboard....
Yes, Bill is a wonderful liar... despite what Ralph says!!!
And he manipulated me into...
oh, wait, there was no manipulation involved...
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Mar 6, 2007 22:47:51 GMT -5
OMG....I just love off topic discussions............. Let's see: Is Bill really a cunning and masterful liar who manipulates people to get his own way?? Poor Ralph! Yes. He does it so often and he even mentions that he is a WONDERFUL liar...that it is easy to believe that he is just that: A liar. After all, how many episodes are there where Bill is 100% truthful with Ralph? I think that might be one of my favorite things about HEROINE...Ralph sort of edits information from Bill until they get to the desert and THEN drops the bomb on him..similar to DESPERADO and DEVIL IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA. Bill's lying must be contagious.
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Post by jopierce on Mar 6, 2007 22:49:04 GMT -5
So my question is, if there are so many Bills, do you have problems paying them?
And if you pay them, isn't that illegal in most states....
except in VEGAS!!! Where Bill's ex-wife lives with Larry the Used Car Salesman with a bad comb over....
It's all coming full circle, ladies...
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Mar 6, 2007 22:50:11 GMT -5
So my question is, if there are so many Bills, do you have problems paying them?
And if you pay them, isn't that illegal in most states....
except in VEGAS!!! Where Bill's ex-wife lives with Larry the Used Car Salesman with a bad comb over....
It's all coming full circle, ladies...
Maybe she consolidates them like they do on TV.
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Post by billswoman on Mar 6, 2007 22:52:38 GMT -5
Note I said " Bill," not " bill"
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Post by helane4bill on Mar 6, 2007 22:53:24 GMT -5
Bill's wife just loved Larry, the used car salesman...........he was a great liar (he had to be in his job) and Bill had lied to her often........why do women always go for the same kind of guy?
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