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Post by billswoman on Dec 9, 2005 0:30:02 GMT -5
All righty, here it is folks: all your Bill/Pam 'shipping needs in one convenient location. Fanfic, screencaps, heavy sighs, alternate universe, we've got it all. I'm not going to assume you know what "shipping" is, or PWP, or alternate universe, or any of the other common jargon of the fan fiction universe, so here it is: A ship is a relationSHIP or friendSHIP. So, if someone says, I'm a Bill/Pam shipper, that means they're totally into the idea of Bill and Pam being together. PWP: Originally meant "Plot? What plot?" but has metamorphosed into being "Porn without plot." Just your basic sex scene, hopefully well-written. See Silverhammer's Missing Chapter Seven of "Volcada" as one excellent example. It's pretty much PWP, but oh-so-well-written. Alternate Universe: what the Bill/Pam ship is, cuz obviously she was with Ralph, right? Hmmmm... kinda makes ya wonder, doesn't it? Maybe it's not as AU as SOME on the board want to think. Then there're all the GREAT Pam and Bill screencaps we've been catching! Some of them tell more than a thousand words, don't they? Hell, we could take one screencap and get a whole story out of it, like this one:  And one thing I DREAM of being able to do is make a songvid dedicated to Pam and Bill... but alas, that'll take me talking my sister into using her laptop with XP, so I can get MovieMaker, and get down to bidness. Any takers on trying a Bill/Pam music video? So have at it y'all. It's fun, it's exciting, it's sexy and it's all for us Pam & Bill shippers. If you're not into Wild Bill being with our favorite gorgeous Counselor, then DON'T READ THIS THREAD! |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 9, 2005 0:43:09 GMT -5
DAYUM, girlfriend, where do you keep getting these gorgeous Bill pics?? More, I want MORE! Oh, wait... unless they go into the All Bill thread. But that's cool too. It's been too quiet over there of late.
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Post by billswoman on Dec 9, 2005 1:00:05 GMT -5
Hell, I could write a scene from this one picture alone. I don't think I have to tell y'all what it'd be about, either  |
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 9, 2005 4:00:40 GMT -5
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! billswoman, you all-encompassing genius and general super-heroine, you rock.my.world. At last! A safe haven to let our 'ship-flag fly. I christen this baby, the good 'ship "The BillPam Scenario"!  (I also like the good 'ship: "Well, Obviously" but I don't think it would look as good on the 4-masted schooner.) Now I have to finish the Rom-novel cover I started... |
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 9, 2005 4:06:17 GMT -5
I'm not going to assume you know what "shipping" is, or PWP, or alternate universe, or any of the other common jargon of the fan fiction universe, so here it is: -edit- So have at it y'all. It's fun, it's exciting, it's sexy and it's all for us Pam & Bill shippers. If you're not into Wild Bill being with our favorite gorgeous Counselor, then DON'T READ THIS THREAD! EXCELLENT cliff's notes, billswoman. Very trenchant. I also appreciate the "No Trolls!" sign. Let's hope they can read.  |
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 9, 2005 4:13:13 GMT -5
 Bill: "Ya know it's just coming off again in about five minutes." Pam: "That's half the fun, lover." Whoop! I saided the woid! [alarms bells ringing in background] Eep! Quick, hide me! [silverhammer ducks through the hidden door to the BillPam Underground 'Shipyard] |
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Post by MrsMaxwell on Dec 9, 2005 6:27:25 GMT -5
Bill: "Ya know it's just coming off again in about five minutes." Pam: "That's half the fun, lover." Whoop! I saided the woid! [alarms bells ringing in background] Eep! Quick, hide me! [silverhammer ducks through the hidden door to the BillPam Underground 'Shipyard]Silverhammer, you just got my day off to a great start with that one! |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 9, 2005 6:39:49 GMT -5
LOL, you two crack me up no end!
rock.my.world.
That pic and caption will be the first thing to go up in my new cubicle at work, lol!
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 9, 2005 9:13:29 GMT -5
LOL! Here's another one for you... Bill: "That's a nice color." Pam: "It's going to look even better on you, big guy." *sigh* We could have an all-Lipstick thread - this pic is such a rich mine of inspiration... |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 10, 2005 0:31:55 GMT -5
lol love it, although i'm jealous; *I* wanna make a booty call on Wild Bill!
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Post by billswoman on Dec 10, 2005 0:33:17 GMT -5
Pam: "Well hello Handsome."
Bill: "Hello yourself Gorgeous. How's Ralphie-Boy doin'?"
Pam: "A few more swigs and he'll be out like a light."
Bill: "I love a well-executed scenario."
LOVE IT!! I can just see and hear this happening!
Afterburn: I just had to add... I LOVE that look on Bill's face!
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 10, 2005 2:19:37 GMT -5
"Booty Call"! *snicker!* Pam is just incorrigible, isn't she?  Bill: "Ok, Davidson, my eyes are closed. Now what was the big surprise?" Pam: "Hold that pose, Maxwell. I'm just waiting for Ralph to climb into the cannon." |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 10, 2005 7:01:17 GMT -5
LOLOL silverhammer!
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Post by billswoman on Dec 10, 2005 12:46:20 GMT -5
"Agent Maxwell, this is a booty call..."  Hmmm, booty call, eh, Pam? Is that why you're not wearing an engagement ring? Need one more little fling before taking the vows, huh? I think that dress has plenty of room inside for Maxwell. Ralph will think that look of ecstasy is cuz of him, silly boy. |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 11, 2005 0:16:18 GMT -5
 "Um, yeah, kid. Why don't you practice that card trick for, say, an hour or so? The Counselor and I, we need to um... find an alley somewhere. Yeah, that's it." Heh. silverhammer. |
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 11, 2005 2:49:45 GMT -5
"Um, yeah, kid. Why don't you practice that card trick for, say, an hour or so? The Counselor and I, we need to um... find an alley somewhere. Yeah, that's it." Heh. silverhammer. LOL!! Spoiler alert: Okay, the idea we talked about yesterday, about the alley, is changing just a little bit. All I'll say for now is if you saw "91/2 Weeks" (it's a rhetorical question, I know you did ) - think about the scene to the song "You Can Leave Your Hat On" but set in a courtyard. The other, more aggressive idea I'm going to use in a different scene (woohoo! the M-rated count is now at 6 and still climbing!)  |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 11, 2005 2:57:28 GMT -5
Erm... didn't see 9 1/2 weeks, but my exfriend sure told me some things about it. Sadly, i don't know what you're talking about. You can always PM it for me if you wanna.
Jebus, six?? I'm swooning already, in anticipation. Is this "put on the soft music, light some candles, wear something sexy and sit back to enjoy it" type stuff?
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Post by silverhammer on Dec 11, 2005 3:25:14 GMT -5
Erm... didn't see 9 1/2 weeks, but my exfriend sure told me some things about it. Oh, no! Our first "miss"! And I thought I had a dead-lock on your Battleship, too! *weep!* Is this "put on the soft music, light some candles, wear something sexy and sit back to enjoy it" type stuff? Well, the room accoutrements are up to you, but I would suggest keeping a fan and a dose of smelling salts nearby |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 11, 2005 13:16:41 GMT -5
Whoohoo, a little one-shot that was just beggin' to come forth this morning, so I let my Muse take over. Here's the link: www.fanfiction.net/s/2697917/1/Summary: One shot. Bill,Pam fic. Missing scene, Resurrection of Carlini. A final fling before The Newlywed Game. Pam realized some things about Bill she never noticed. Rated T. Bill: So, was it good for you? Pam: You've ruined me for other men. |
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Post by billswoman on Dec 11, 2005 13:34:33 GMT -5
 Batman: Psst! Batgirl! Let's ditch the Boy Blunder, and I'll let you slide down my Batpole! Batgirl: SWEET! |
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