TIE BREAKER TIME!
Jo: Dagnabbit! Why are we always going live during dinner? Here, HD take this!
HD: Don't mind if I do.
Jo: Traitor.
Jo: We are seein' if we can get this round over between Claye and MelMac. Claye, as the challenger, you got to choose first and you chose Question A:
Murdock has decided that the need for Captain Cab is over. But Hannibal insists that Murdock is needed, so he promoted him to Colonel ______ over Face's objections.
Hey Claye, whaddya say?
Claye: Well, old man, I think there are a number of answers that would work. In fact, I am having a hard time deciding about them. Maybe I should pay someone to make up my mind.
Jo: We don't have time for that. Couldn't you have flipped a coin while we waited?
Claye: Solid gold doubloons don't flip well, my boy. No heads or tails.
Jo: Claye...
Claye: You see, they have different emblems and the like on them. Plus, they are heavy.
Jo: Claye....
Claye: I have bought several in the last few years and I just don't think that would work well, you see.
Jo: CLAYE! Will you shut up!?
Gomez: Capital idea! Shut up and let me play, old man. As the man selling you those dusty old doubloons, I should have my shot at this.
Patty Duke Astin: Bleh. Couldn't come as yourself, could you, John? Don't let him play, Jo!
Morticia: Well! We don't have to take this! Come, Gomez.
Gomez: Good luck, old man. Take the first answer. Adios!
Jo: One more time. Claye!
Claye:
Colonel Copter!*AUDIENCE GOES WILD*
Jo: Great answer. One of THE two definitive answers! The audience loves it. And how does this match up with our stars? Ms. B?
Ms. B: Colonel Sanders of course.
Jo: *Blink Blink* Huh?
Ms. B: Colonel Sanders...he makes great chicken.
Jo: Riiiight, but doesn't he already HAVE a job and a trademark?
Ms. B: Oh....
Jo: *Blink blink* Lauren?
Lauren: What?
Jo: If you ask that one more time, I will jam my microphone down your throat!
Lauren: Que?
Jo: Touche.
Gomez: Tish, I LOVE it when you speak French....Tish?
Jo: You idiot...I DID that.
Gomez: Aha! So you admit it!
Jo: Get out! Go home and slobber on your wife!
Gomez: Capital idea!
Jo: Lauren?
Lauren: Huh?
Jo: Answer.
Lauren: Mustard.
Jo: Wrong thread...we are not talking about commercials for mustard and hot dogs.
Lauren: Uh...that IS my answer.
Jo: *Blink blink*
Lauren: You don't have a
CLUE do you?
Jo: *Blink blink*
Lauren: Never mind...no match.
Jo: BW?
BW: I have the OTHER definitive answer. Taxi.
Jo: *Blink blink* Taxi?
BW: What are ya? Deaf? I said "Taxi."
Jo: So, he promoted him in rank, but not in vehicle?
BW: Uh...oh.
Jo: Don't feel so bad.
BW: Why?
Jo: I said the same thing. Taxi. Helane?
Helane: Why am I always last to go?
Jo: Because I hated Babaloo.
Helane: Why you little--
MyTatuo: I can't watch this. Why does it always go like this when I am not here?
Helane: Sorry.
Jo: Helane?
Helane: Klink.
Jo: Huh?
Helane: Colonel Klink.
Colonel Klink: I don't understand.
Hogan: I don't either. Who would want your job?
Colonel Klink: Diiiiismisssed!
Helane: See?
Jo: *Blink blink* Oooookay. No matches for Claye that round.
Jo: MelMac, you have to get one to win. You had Question B.
B.A. has decided to hide out from the Army again in a Wild West Show. But instead of using a shovel for a disguise this time, he took Murdock's advice and used a ________.
MelMac?
MelMac: Well, I used to watch this when I was little, but I have not seen it in a long time. I liked it, but I liked the GREATEST AMERICAN HERO too. Ralph was my imaginary friend, you know. So, my answers are probably more relevant to that seeing as--
MelMac: Never mind.
Jo: Mel?
MelMac: Right. I said
Indian Headdress.*AUDIENCE GOES WILD*
Jo: And the audience loves THIS answer too...probably one of THE definitive answers! Panelists? Ms. B?
Ms. B: I don't know if I want to play since you said my answer was not definitive last time.
Jo: Please?
Ms. B: I don't know if that is good enough.
Jo: Pretty please with a naked William Katt on top?
Ms. B: I will answer you ALL day for that.
Jo: Start with this answer.
Ms. B: Pitch fork.
Jo: Good answer, but not one of the definitive ones. Right up there though...you can still have your William Katt.
Ms. B: YAY!
Jo: After this round is over and there is a winner. We need you focused.
Ms. B: Poo!
Jo: Lauren?
Lauren: What's up?
Jo: Tricky little minx aren't ya?
Lauren: You betcha.
Jo: Answer?
Lauren: Pistola.
Jo: *Blink blink* What?
Lauren: What?
Jo: Pistola?
Bill: That's my fault. I am playing on the daytime version and I left my card up there on accident. Wrong MATCH GAME theme.
Jo: This stinks! I hate this!
Bill: My sentiments exactly...but Lauren, thanks for leaving the "a" on it.
Jo: Dare I go on? BW?
BW: I'm gonna do this answer in style!
Jo: In the style of what?
BW: I don't have to take this. I can leave anytime I want, you know.
Jo: I know, I know. I am sorry...I am just so excited you are even here after being a publicly announced non-watcher of the A-Team.
BW: That's better.
Jo: Answer?
BW: Bulldozer.
Jo: *Blink blink* What?
BW: You know...to doze over the bull all the elephants leave behind.
Jo: Oooookay. No match. BW, have you SEEN a Wild West show before?
BW: No. Why?
Jo: What great western battle had elephants?
BW: Custer's last stand?
Jo: *Blink blink* I may not be able to finish this round. Helane?
Helane: I have never heard of such a thing. A bulldozer? What was she thinking?
Jo: Get on with it...I can't take much more.
Helane: So first I was last to go and NOW I am being rushed past?
Jo: I think I need a commercial break.
Helane: AND a commercial break. I don't get any respect.
Judy Landers: Neither do I...even though I was on the Love Boat AND the A-TEAM.
Jo: I have a headache this big and if you don't answer, YOU are gonna have some splainin' to do. Helane?
Helane: Why don't you go Babaloo yourself then?
Jo: Helane.
Helane: Fine. Cowboy hat.
*AUDIENCE GOES WILD*
Jo: Great job! That is one of THE two definitive answers for it and you got it. Unfortunately, there is no match.
HD: What did you put, Jo?
DG: Come on, dahling, ve don't have all day, you know.
Jo: Lasso.
HD: Great answer, but no match.
DG: Dat means dare is anuder tie.
Jo: Oh for pity's sakes. I guess you will have to tune in next time for another Match Game tie breaker between MelMac and Claye. Until next time...oh, you finish it, Johnny.
Johnny: Got it. For A-TEAM Match Game, that is Jo Rayburn. I'm Johnny Olson. Goodnight.
Jo: But wait, there's MUCH more! Our sponsors have kindly waited to overflow the tiebreaker, so we will have those later too. And this tie breaker is HUGE! There WILL be a winner, so stay tuned! Goodnight!
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