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Post by billswoman on Feb 3, 2006 22:38:07 GMT -5
All right, time to jump things up here. This IS the thread devoted to The Man Himself, William Maxwell. Here're some more caps; feel free to steal them, caption them, print them off and paste them on your walls, etc etc. Bill Maxwell, or Bad Mo'fo My take on Bill in blue (denim that is). If nothing else, 200MPH Fastball sure gave us some yummy shots of Mr. Maxwell! Bill gives props to the Seahawks for the 2005 NFC Championship, yeah!! (That's why he's wearing blue, doncha know ) Hmmmm, more Bill in blue... The long hand of the law. And fingers. Can't forget those fingers.
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Post by billswoman on Aug 9, 2006 18:12:09 GMT -5
Oye, oye, attention all Maxwell Maniacs! We missed Da Man's (Maxwell) birthday on June 5th. We can't miss the REAL MAN'S (Robert Culp) birthday of August 16th. I am issuing a cross-board challenge, between the GAH board and Culpalicious: Let's see how many NEW BILL MAXWELL caps we can post by August 16th, when The Man turns 76 years old. Granted, the existing ones are mostly gorgeous and beautiful, but they're getting worn down from all the cyberhandling and cyberdrooling the Maniacs indulge in, so we need new material for our fantasies. Heh. I'll be working on my submissions (heh, she said submission) this coming weekend. Yours in Maxwell, kos (the admin on Culpalicious formerly known as billswoman) Here's the RC board, for the unenlightened masses: billswoman.proboards74.com/index.cgi(Hope greenguy, mytatuo and maxwell-fbi don't mind my mentioning the RC board under the Maxwell thread.)
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Aug 9, 2006 18:25:20 GMT -5
I rely on other people for my screencaps, so I won't be helping get any new ones. You just want them for your own use. They probably don't mind...I mention the Pam Davidson Forum ALL the time under the Pam thread.
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Post by billswoman on Aug 12, 2006 23:26:28 GMT -5
Darn, his birthday is this coming Wednesday. I'd better get to busy. My windows media player's been bohinky lately, something to do with playing my computer files of GAH, and I have to re-load the screencap program I'd been using. But I'm'a gonna do it. After watching some GAH this weekend, I kept thinking, OOH, that'd make a GREAT cap! (Too bad I can't capture off DVDs, darn it.)
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Aug 12, 2006 23:34:30 GMT -5
I know the feeling...but at least YOU have the technology for it. I don't...and I am not sure that I am bright enough to use it right if I had it anyway.
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Post by billswoman on Aug 22, 2006 10:21:14 GMT -5
Sigh, I'm such a loser, issuing a challenge and not even givin' with the goods.
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Post by jopierce on Aug 22, 2006 10:37:41 GMT -5
WHOA!! (Who but DA MAN would get the 10,000th post??) LOL!! [throwing Biscuits around like confetti (really dangerous confetti)] [glow=red,2,300]Yippee!! Our man, Maxwell! King of the Board! [/glow] (for the next five minutes - LOL!) ARGH!!! GOOD LAWDY!!! More evidence of the Bill Maxwell/Rip Taylor connections...
It seems this link has been noticed before...
tgah.proboards43.com/index.cgi?board=show&action=display&thread=1126404171&page=195
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Post by billswoman on Sept 2, 2006 23:54:54 GMT -5
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... my photo-novella set to the lyrics of "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls: I love myself, I want you to love me When I feel down, I want you above me I search myself, I want you to find me I forget myself, I want you to remind me ********* I don't want anybody else When I think about you, I touch myself Ooh I dont want anybody else oh no, oh no, oh no ********* You're the one who makes me come running You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you ******** I want you, I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh (I'm going to put this to the actual song, someday, once I figure out how to save it and get it archived. I've already made it, but only I can view it. For now. It's fabulous.) (Hawaiian Shirt Bill, Bill in Blue and Margarita Bill -- the final image -- were capped by the ever-talented MrsMaxwell. If I forgot any, MrsM, please let me know and I'll credit you.)
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Post by jopierce on Sept 3, 2006 9:24:06 GMT -5
Kos, when I think about Bill, I don't have to touch myself.
Bill was here all last night.
Sorry, kos. Seems he left the FBI, Ralph, the magic jammies, the whole West coast... just to be with me...
Nice job... and keep dreaming.
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Post by jopierce on Sept 3, 2006 9:26:08 GMT -5
Did you see my new title, over under my name...
You know how I earned it, don't you?
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Post by billswoman on Sept 3, 2006 9:45:32 GMT -5
Did you see my new title, over under my name...
You know how I earned it, don't you?
Keep fooling yourself. I've got four lovely RC dreams to fall back on. No fanfic or ANFE caps could ever supercede those almost-real-life memories. kos aka BILLSWOMAN (First and always... nyeh )
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Post by jopierce on Sept 3, 2006 9:47:43 GMT -5
Bill is in your dreams.
But he's in my bed.
'Nuff said.
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Post by jopierce on Sept 3, 2006 9:53:57 GMT -5
Ok, this seems like the right place to make a cool observation.
What is the difference between a Maxwell Maniac and a Hinkley Homey?
HHs will giggle over photos of Ralph, hug their pillows and talk about how they want to steal his clothes at a big cyber slumber party.
MMs will put up their dukes, take it outside, wrestle in cake batter, pull out switchblades, and hostilize one another fighting over Bill.
They don't imagine stealing his clothes.
They rip them off his back. With their teeth!
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Post by billswoman on Sept 3, 2006 10:09:22 GMT -5
See? Another fanfic writer even alludes to MOI, billswoman/kos, in one of her fics... “Oh, them?” he replied. “Nah, kid… well…maybe… one of them… she chose me over a lot of other guys, Jack O’Neill, the guy from MASH… I had to… Besides she was really pretty. But, that’s another story...”'Nuff said part deux. (Here's the link to the little one-shot, which I personally thought was a scream... "And Now for something completely different" written by murph8484 www.fanfiction.net/s/2722625/1/ )
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Post by billswoman on Sept 3, 2006 19:44:40 GMT -5
Oh yeah, the dames are fightin' over Wild Bill Maxwell. As they should be. (Pausing to enjoy the moment...) Ladies, ladies! There's plenty o'Maxwell to go around!
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Post by jopierce on Sept 3, 2006 21:59:46 GMT -5
But he's not into sharing.
And neither am I.
So go get your own gun toting, badge flashing, flag waving G-Man!
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Post by MelMac on Sept 4, 2006 21:41:41 GMT -5
Well, I'm a fan of all three, though I write mostly Ralph stories. I think one of my faves though is Bill's Wild West story in the "Dreams of a Concussed Mind" series. He gets to wear the suit and bust the bad guys just like he's always dreamed about, and even gets to poke fun at Ralph when the guy gets fooled and ends up drugged. Even him getting his head turned at a pretty face was also fun to write.
I might need to write another story where he gets to do more of the action. He does quite a bit with GPS and such in this Aidan one I'm working on with the light aircraft crash, but in those I can't quite use him in the same capacity as I can with Ralph and Pam (and even there it's getting reduced some from previous stories.)
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Post by jopierce on Sept 4, 2006 22:21:06 GMT -5
Bill's head turned by a pretty face??? Oh? Who could that be, Mac??
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Post by MelMac on Sept 4, 2006 22:46:49 GMT -5
Bill's head turned by a pretty face??? Oh? Who could that be, Mac??
You know who... [glow=red,4,300]CARLINI!!!![/glow]Nah, I know who, a Josie Sapphire wearing a scarlet red dress in the 1800s. I liked the series, and might try it with a different scenario for all three later on. I don't know yet, and might even include another female baddie. So far, I've done two that way: Ralph's dream one (Lauren, which was fun), and the current one on the Pam board: "Blind Injustice."
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Post by jopierce on Sept 5, 2006 11:10:09 GMT -5
Carlini... LOL!!! Come on. Say it like you mean it!!!
Ah, Josie... YES!
What a great name for that character...
You are brilliant, Mac!!
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