GAH Geek
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 15, 2006 1:32:24 GMT -5
Bill: So What do you want for Christmas Kid? Ralph: Lauren & GAH Geek from the GreatestAmericanHero.com Board. What about you? Bill: I'll take billswomanRalph: And? Bill: Just Her. the rest is 'Need to Know' business and you dont need to know. WTF?
Well, obviously GAH Geek doesn't know Bill's character at all... maybe we need to give her some remedial coursework...
We all know that GAH Noir is Wild Bill's favorite member... Look at my title. Says so right there...
Poor GAH Geek... hasn't been paying attention at all... *sigh*
Bill: What do You think Counselor? Pam: of what? Bill: That The Ghost of GAH Noirs Past's upset with GAH Geek because of what she posted? Pam: I'm not sure Bill, Why don't you go to The Ghost of GAH Noirs Past's house and find out.
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Post by jopierce on Dec 15, 2006 1:42:22 GMT -5
Bill: Uh, Josie's already here....
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Post by jopierce on Dec 15, 2006 2:05:43 GMT -5
Ralph: So, you think you can handle both Jo and Billswoman?
Bill: Oh, yeah... sure!
Ralph: No, I'm serious. You remember what happened last time you tried to take both of them out...
Bill: Oh, yeah... geez...
Bill: Took me a week to get outta bed.
Ralph: AND....?
Bill: And... and... ok kid... and I needed help...
Ralph: Right.... so this time, what are you going to do??
Bill: Pace myself...?
Ralph: BILL!!
Bill: Ok... alright... I'll choose just one this time...
Bill: Sheesh... you're just no fun anymore, kid. You know that?
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Post by MelMac on Dec 15, 2006 19:07:28 GMT -5
Bill: Counselor, these creeps are followin' ya. Pam: Yes, I know. They're supposed to. Bill: What's Ralph going to say? Pam: Nothing, he knows these guys are searching for America's next top attorney. I'm a finalist. Bill: That's drivel. Next thing ya know I'll be up for America's next top FBI agent. Pam: You are (tilts head at man in tan. Bill rolls eyes.)
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Post by MelMac on Dec 15, 2006 21:30:24 GMT -5
Bill: Ten! (opens eyes) Ralph... Pam: Oh Ralph... Ralph: Bet you can't find me Bill... Bill: Tag you're it. (Ralph pouts) Well Kid, covering your head with the cape won't hide ya... 'specially with the jammies.
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GAH Geek
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 16, 2006 3:24:12 GMT -5
Bill (Off Pic): Geeze Ralph stop that! What did you have for lunch? Very hot and spicey Jalepeno's?
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Post by Ms Boku on Dec 16, 2006 9:02:26 GMT -5
Bill: So What do you want for Christmas Kid? Ralph: Lauren & GAH Geek from the GreatestAmericanHero.com Board. What about you? Bill: I'll take billswomanRalph: And? Bill: Just Her. the rest is 'Need to Know' business and you dont need to know. Bill- Uh, kid, aren't you forgetting about Ms B? Ralph-Nope. I have her through New Years, and as a Christmas present she is going to allow Lauren and GAH Geek to come over. She's going to buy me clothes to replace the ones she stole while the girls are here. Bill- Where? Ralph- I don't know but she mentioned a visit to William Katt's. I think it's a new designer store off the coast. Bill- That Ms B..What a gal.
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 16, 2006 14:48:27 GMT -5
Ralph: Bill, Are you sure you know where your going? Bill: Yes I'm sure Kid, Why? Ralph: Because we've been going around this block like 15 times and my legs are getting sore from all the peddling. Bill: Relax Kid, We'll get to billswoman's place soon Ralph: uh, don't you mean The Ghost of GAH Noirs Past's House? & also Ms Boku's House? Bill: What?! We got to go their house's too? Geeze What's with these skirts? Next Thing you know GAH Geek'll be wanting us at her house. Ralph: Bill, I don't think you'd want to ride your bike there Bill: Why do you say that kid? Ralph: She lives in colorado Bill: WHAT! Boy that Dame is lucky to live there, I Heard it's very beautiful anytime of the season.
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 18, 2006 20:55:19 GMT -5
Ralph: Next time Bill can I please sit in the back? Bill: Sorry Kid I just had the back apolstered
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Post by MelMac on Dec 18, 2006 22:16:03 GMT -5
[ ] Bill (off-pic): Ralph! I told you not to eat so many Skittles at once! Just LOOK at that mess! The Counselor's going to kill you if you don't clean that up. MelMac (off-pic): I'll clean it up. *Goes to get camera* This is JUST what I have been looking for. Bill (off-pic): For Skittle spew? MelMac (off-pic): It'll look great on my Fan Fiction Forum as a background. *Bill shakes head, rolls eyes, and wanders off, dragging Ralph* [glow=red,2,300]Great design, MelMac! Very colorful. [/glow] Funny HD. You're going to love it now that I have a digital camera and can take all sorts of artsy pictures (and of chickens crossing the road again). Come to think of it though... that design looks like those bubble pics they do of atoms or a stained microscope slide....
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 19, 2006 21:50:44 GMT -5
Ralph: Now there's something you dont see Everyday Bill: What's That Kid? Ralph: The Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man Swimming in the ocean. Bill: *chokes* Gah What! you can see That Far? Geeze Kid That's some Power you got there.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 20, 2006 11:38:37 GMT -5
Ralph (shouting): Snake! Get out of the way Pam, I'll protect you. Ralph (off pic): Pam, why aren't you leaving? It could kill you. Pam (off pic): Uh Ralph... that's a necklace.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 21, 2006 0:44:25 GMT -5
Ralph: Pam, can I ask you a favor? Remind me to not offer Bill a lift to the doctor's office for his physical again. Pam (on phone): Let me guess... he fainted at the sight of a needle? Ralph: Well, yes, but it gets worse. He decided that he'd try a hypnotist earlier in the week to show Carlisle they don't work, and well... he got a post hypnotic suggestion. Pam: So... did the doctor say anything? Ralph: No... he put himself out when we got in the car saying garbanzo beans... Bill (waking up): For the last time kid, I'm not scared of nee... how did I get here? (groans) Oh no... Ralph don't say a word, get me to Miss van Damm's again so I can badge her for giving me another post-hypnothingamabobs. Then we're going to the office. Ralph: Why? It's Saturday. Bill: Carlisle's there. I'm going to tell him to stop trying to fry my garbanzo beans... (Trails off as he goes under hypnosis). Ralph: Oh brother. (to phone) Pam, we're going to... Pam: I'll call her so she knows you're coming.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 21, 2006 0:47:58 GMT -5
Ralph (thinking): Wow, I've got a great holograph of 'Circus of the Stars' doing this. Wish Pam and Bill could see this... especially since it's live.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 21, 2006 0:50:30 GMT -5
Holly: So, I think it'll be a great plan Bill. We can get these sailors and ... Bill, aren't you going to say anything? Oh... is the lemonade too sweet? Bill (barely audible): Holly, you dimwit, it's not too sweet... you didn't put any sugar in it.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 21, 2006 18:24:51 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Now where are you goin' kid? Ralph: I need to make that last train to San Antonio. Bill: Uh... get a train there, you'll go to either Missouri, Kansas or Texas, and... Ralph: And what? Bill: That's a side rail... all you'll get is a parked train.
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 21, 2006 19:48:57 GMT -5
Bill: Badge This Buster! Ralph (off pic): that's the 60th time you Badged Me Bill
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Post by MelMac on Dec 21, 2006 21:48:10 GMT -5
Pam: What is with you Bill? Getting a tetanus shot isn't that bad. We all have to get them sometimes. Ralph: Well, if I had to hazard a guess he got it in his... Bill: Shut up kid.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 21, 2006 21:52:10 GMT -5
Pam (off pic): Bill ... is that Ralph? Bill (off pic): Yep... suit turned him into a flyin' Pac Man. Ralph (as flying critter): This is the last time I play Pac Man wearing the suit.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 22, 2006 13:29:07 GMT -5
Bill: Freeze... Bill Maxwell - FBI. You're under arrest Villacana. Tony (off pic): C'mon, ya can't arrest me for anything. Didn't even steal your hubcaps. Bill: You're under arrest for something far worse. Tony: Yeah, what? Bill: Jaywalking... and wearing a rival team's baseball cap to the Whitney High School game
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