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Post by MelMac on Dec 28, 2006 18:32:35 GMT -5
Holly: All right, right hand on green (puts hand down). This game of Twister's great Bill... why don't you join in? Bill (off pic): Holly, I'm not going to play. Holly: Why? It's easy, since every move's green. Bill: It's because you're playing Twister in the grass you skirt.
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 29, 2006 21:55:03 GMT -5
Bill: God, what I could do with a car like that.. geeze that's one smart car Ralph: What are you watching bill? Bill: Knight Rider Ralph: Why are you watching that show? It's on another channel Bill: Relax Kid, it's from last night I taped it. Ralph: woah! that car just jumped over that truck! Did you see that Bill?! Bill: Yea i saw it kid, and the cars name is K.I.T.T. Ralph: Kitt? Kinda Like Katt? as in William Katt? Bill: No, no! K.I.T.T as in The Knight Two Thousand! geeze you need to watch more shows Kid! those daytime talk shows don't count either. (I Know not as funny as some of my other caps but *shurgs* i like it)
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Post by jopierce on Dec 30, 2006 11:05:07 GMT -5
Ralph: Aw, D*mn! I got jalapeno pepper juice in my eye!!
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Post by jopierce on Dec 30, 2006 11:12:21 GMT -5
Bill: Hey, Flo, could you bring me some hot sauce for this...what the heck is this buncha ying yangs?
Ralph: Sorry... we're just dancing through...
Bill: Conga line?
Ralph: No. Salsa....
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Post by jopierce on Dec 30, 2006 11:34:23 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, look at that. She did it. A thousand posts.
Ralph: Yeah, that's great Bill... so I don't understand why do you look so upset?
Bill: Simple Kid. It's all downhill from here. She's a great broad and all - the best - but how the hell is she gonna top that?
Pam: Two thousand, Bill.
Ralph: Uh, didn't we use this same quote and caption for Mac's three thousanth post?
Bill: Sorry Jo...
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Post by MelMac on Dec 30, 2006 23:43:07 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Kid, didja find it yet? Ralph: No Bill... I haven't found your lucky coin in the trunk. Especially since you keep locking me inside in the dark.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 30, 2006 23:58:39 GMT -5
Ralph (thinking): That's the last time I agree to let Pam's parents show us films of her growing up. Bad enough I'm in the doghouse, these films of theirs are very heavy to carry. Should've let the bad guys keep them.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 31, 2006 2:12:22 GMT -5
Holly: Take that you mean jalepeno pepper. Bill (off pic): Holly, it's your fault you ate one of them by mistake. I told ya not to eat a fresh one if ya never had them before. Now quit pounding on the grass and do your push-ups.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Dec 31, 2006 3:22:50 GMT -5
[ ] Ralph: I can't believe you got me into this, Bill. Bill: Kid, you've been whining for the past hour while I sat here and felt my ribs unstitch. Now, can we focus on the more important matter? Ralph: What's that? Do you need to go see the doctor again? Bill: Don't be stupid...is this ketchup on my coat? Ralph: Are you sure YOU don't have the head injury? Bill (muttering): Tobasco maybe.
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Post by Ms Boku on Dec 31, 2006 16:17:33 GMT -5
Sorry, I had to recycle. I dodn't have time for a new pic in time so without further ado...Happy New Year again!
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Post by MelMac on Dec 31, 2006 21:01:45 GMT -5
Ralph: Would you please stop that Bill. You're going to unravel your jacket. Bill: Nah, I think it's caught on something... (pulls on it, ice pack comes off Ralph's jaw, hits Bill in shoulder) Ow, why ja do that? Ralph: Hey you decided to go fishing. Bill: Some fish. What is it, an ice one? Ralph: If it hit you right, you'd been colder than a mackerel.
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 31, 2006 23:44:37 GMT -5
Ralph: Is there anything on my Tounge Bill? Bill: Kid, Don't make me Pull your tounge
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Post by MelMac on Jan 1, 2007 0:27:05 GMT -5
Ralph: Is it still swollen? Bill: Kid... it's not, but this should teach ya ta never let the suit turn you into a frog. Ralph: Yeah, got stuck behind that semi-truck for a while. Thank goodness I still had the suit on or I'd been a flapjack when it stopped.
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Post by Ms Boku on Jan 1, 2007 0:33:56 GMT -5
My 1st screen cap of the new year! ;D Ralph- Hey Bill! Call Dick Clark! I found the missing light blub to the New years ball!
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Jan 1, 2007 1:50:53 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: Okay, Ralph. Just this one time. Pucker up, buttercup. Ralph: Bill, I will sock you in the kisser if you say that one more time. Bill: I'll even kiss you with both hands behind my back and my eyes closed. Ralph: Bill, wake up. I don't fly that way remember? Bill: But it's 2007...I don't have a New Year's date. Ralph: Get over it.
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Jan 1, 2007 1:59:25 GMT -5
[ ] Bill: Ralph, thanks for bringing me to the doctor. [ ] Bill: Wait a minute...something's wrong. Ralph, what's goin' on? [ ] Ralph: Bra first, Bill....bra first. Bill (off-pic): Whoops.
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Post by GAH Geek on Jan 1, 2007 2:07:02 GMT -5
Bill: WTF is this Kid? I thought you got The Map to The Church of Bill Maxwell? Ralph: This Is The Map Bill Pam: Then why dose it say "Copyright Kiss-My-Dog Biscuits TM"?
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Post by HoudiniDerek on Jan 1, 2007 2:09:33 GMT -5
Bill: Ralph, what are you doin? Quit foolin' around and get your pants on. Ralph: Bill, look at it in the light. When I do this and put my finger in my mouth, what do you feel? Bill: Spit.
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Post by MelMac on Jan 1, 2007 2:14:55 GMT -5
Ralph (thinking): OK, this is someone's bright idea but who's? Bill (off pic): Kid, I think that's a certain warlock from that "Magician's somethin' or other..." game. Ralph: Wizards and Warlocks. Bill: Yeah, and she probably needs it back. Ya've gotta tell the suit ta stop taking away her memory. Ralph: Yep... before it gets any more bright ideas.
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Post by GAH Geek on Jan 1, 2007 2:15:29 GMT -5
Bill *off pic*: where the heck are ya kid? I told you to meet us at KFC and your not here Ralph: *Screams through the mic* Bill*off pic*: Will you cut it out kid I can't understand you! your in where?! Ralph: *Screams followed by a loud crash* Bill*off pic*: ohh boy he's really done it now. Crashing into the white house is a Very big No-No.
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