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Post by jopierce on Dec 22, 2006 14:04:11 GMT -5
Ralph Hinkley enrolls at GAH Noir's Gumshoe Academy.
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Post by MST3Claye on Dec 22, 2006 15:42:58 GMT -5
Ralph: I'm getting something.. Bill: Great! Those decietful trolls won't know what hit'em! Pam: Ralph, what is it? Ralph: I'm seeing a lot of snow.. There's an island. Yeah, it's the Island of Misfit Toys? Bill: What?? You're getting off track, kid! We've got a scenario to bust and you're off wandering around the North Pole? Ralph: I don't control the holographs, Bill! You know that. Pam: So then we have to find this island? Ralph: Looks like it. Bill: Ralph, I'm not going up there to help some dumb animal with a broken lightbulb as his nose. Ralph: I got this holograph for a reason, Bill. We have to do this. Bill: Gee whiz! Whoever heard of a Ralphie in the Box, anyways..
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Post by Ms Boku on Dec 22, 2006 15:57:50 GMT -5
Bill(off pic): Ralph, Why are you wearing that overcoat? Where's your clothes? Ralph: I was attacked by Lauren, Ms Boku & MelMac. They Striped me of my Suit and my Clothes! Bill(off pic): geeze what's this world coming to when a guy can't even walk around with a 3-piece magic jammies w/o being mugged by a bunch of Ralph Hinkley Fanatics? Where'd you get the coat though kid? Ralph: GAH Geek was kind enough to help me up and she gave me the jacket and she walked with me up here incase anything bad happened to me. Bill(off pic): aww that's great kid! you got 1 Ralph Hinkly Fanatic who dosent act like those skirts GAH Geek picks up quick. Very funny cap.
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 22, 2006 17:53:02 GMT -5
A GAH Christmas StoryBill: What do you want for Christmas, kid? Ralph: [speechless] Bill: How about a nice football? Ralph: Football? Football? What's a football? Ralph: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! Bill: You'll shoot your eye out, kid! Ralphie: Can I at least get a secret decoder ring, Mr. G-Man? [/tt][/size][/quote] ROTFLMAO!!! I really need that man Thanks
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Post by MelMac on Dec 22, 2006 18:54:49 GMT -5
Bill: All right, I'm about ta get the car started, so just get cozy for the long trip home (hears feet on window). Ralph... get your feet off the windows and... Ralph? Ralph: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Post by GAH Geek on Dec 22, 2006 19:54:02 GMT -5
Ralph: Do you mind? I'm Talking to myself
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Post by Ms Boku on Dec 24, 2006 17:54:52 GMT -5
Bill-(shouts off pic)Kid! Where are you!...going? Ralph-Santa's reindeer are sick so I'm filling in. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Santa-Hey! That's my line! Ralph-Oops. Sorry. Santa-Hmph-Merry Christmas to all-oh nevermind.
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Post by jopierce on Dec 24, 2006 18:52:20 GMT -5
Very Nice, Ms B!!
On Billy! On Pam! On Kevin! On Tony! On Paco! On Rhonda! On Cyler! On Holly!
Proboards Staff: Uh, that's not allowed on a proboard site...
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Post by MelMac on Dec 26, 2006 18:30:52 GMT -5
Ralph: Jones Soda has turkey flavored soda? I can't bear to look! Even the suit can't save me from that one!Later that afternoon... Bill (off pic): You OK kid... (takes sip of what Ralph's been drinking) Yuck, what is this stuff... Is it that Turkey flavored soda? Ralph: Yeah, and it gets worse Bill... they also have pea, dressing, sweet potato, dinner roll and antacid flavored sodas in here too. (looking up into the sky): Why do you guys make us deal with this stuff? This is crazy, what else will they think of? Bill: Uh kid.. you might cool it down a bit before the Counselor gets mad at'cha. Here, take a sip of this Wild Turkey... (Ralph bolts from table)... whiskey. There is no way... unless they are still there and at 75% off I will try any of these sodas. Too weird even for me.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 26, 2006 19:37:23 GMT -5
Ralph: Pam... I don't believe you. Pam (off pic): C'mon, you can tell me. Ralph: Uh uh... you're going to have to find out what your parents got you for Christmas.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 27, 2006 15:09:07 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Well? Ralph: Bill... for the last time, there is no rain, sleet, snow or hail, and it's not the darkest of nights. Bill: Terrific, now we can mail those letters and packages and the mailman can't say he can't deliver them.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 27, 2006 15:11:08 GMT -5
Ralph: One, two, three... one, two, three... Bill (off pic): What are ya doin' now? Ya know it's three steps and jump, and you're just standin' there. Ralph: I'm not trying to take off... I'm practicing my ballet moves. Bill: With the car? Ralph: Well... I have to improvise a barre.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 27, 2006 19:01:24 GMT -5
Ralph: Hello, green guys? Yes, this is Ralph... uh listen, I tried a new suit power and it zapped us into black and white. Is there a way I can fix this?... (listens), No, I don't have the book and I was wondering (listens) It just disappeared, now please ... (Listens)... I didn't punch any buttons, just opened the book. (listens) What do you mean I'm the only one in black and white? I (sees Bill in color)... terrific. Well, what do I need to do? (Listens) OK, I'll go get some ranch style beans and Skittles, eat them and take a nap. Thanks (hangs up the phone) Great... now they want me to do my Rainbow Bright impression. Can it get any worse? (Bill touches Ralph, turns into black and white colors too. Bill glowers at Ralph). Terrific... hope you like ranch style beans and Skittles Bill.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 27, 2006 21:15:24 GMT -5
Holly: Here's those dog biscuits you wanted Bill... Bill (thinking): I just don't have the heart to tell her that what she's got is cat litter.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 27, 2006 21:19:14 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Ralph, what are ya doin'? Ralph: Just watch... (few moments later)... Ralph: See, we got Fluffy entertained by the fire. Now you, Pam and I can go into the dining room and have a nice dinner without any begging. Pam (off pic): Except from two people to not to have to do the dishes.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 27, 2006 23:14:06 GMT -5
Bill: You know ... I really need to get my hair dyed. I don't like the blonde curls... Ralph: Bill, you're not looking in a mirror. This is Ralph... Bill: The mirror talks. Ralph: Yes... since I'm not a mirror. You've been drinking again and are at the school. Got anything to say? Bill: I'll get a job tomorrow Mom... I promise?
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Post by MelMac on Dec 28, 2006 0:53:08 GMT -5
Pam (off pic): Ralph, what are you doing in the trunk of the car? Ralph: Getting away from Lefty. That cat chased me around the house just because he wanted to act like Speed Racer.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 28, 2006 0:57:22 GMT -5
Frustrated with one too many strange suit scenarios, Ralph had enough and threw Bill into the air. The green guys, not liking Ralph's response, said that if he did it again the suit would turn him into a hippopotamus. Ralph immediately jumped up and caught Bill in mid flight.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 28, 2006 12:03:30 GMT -5
Bill: Cats, jalepenos, dancin' ... what is this? Ralph: Either a very unusual version of "Iron Chef," or a new kids cartoon. Bill: Which on is it? Ralph: I don't know, but I haven't seen that guy who says "Allez Cuisine" yet.
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Post by MelMac on Dec 28, 2006 18:19:09 GMT -5
Bill (off pic): Ralph will ya quit makin snow people out here and get ta work on the scenario? Ralph: Spoilsport.
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